Hammers for the people
I wanted to smash up shoppers drug mart yesterday so badly.
I was looking for moisturiser and saw a nice normal looking one that was on sale. It was just a basic sunscreen thing, very simple looking. But then I read the label that said:
"This product is for Transition skin, the skin in between teenage acne and intense anti-ageing"
Fuck off, moisturiser. It's like - oh look your demographic doesn't have a label or enough products marketed to it so here's something to tide you over before you get into INTENSE ANTI AGEING therapies. If you stopped spending money on tonnes of skin care products for a short time you might forget how HIDEOUS you are.
And so much anti-age products are getting targeted to my age group! As a preventative measure! Because you can prevent GROWING OLD.
I didn't realize that superman was flying backwards around the planet or something every time you squeezed some crap out of a tube.
I was looking for moisturiser and saw a nice normal looking one that was on sale. It was just a basic sunscreen thing, very simple looking. But then I read the label that said:
"This product is for Transition skin, the skin in between teenage acne and intense anti-ageing"
Fuck off, moisturiser. It's like - oh look your demographic doesn't have a label or enough products marketed to it so here's something to tide you over before you get into INTENSE ANTI AGEING therapies. If you stopped spending money on tonnes of skin care products for a short time you might forget how HIDEOUS you are.
And so much anti-age products are getting targeted to my age group! As a preventative measure! Because you can prevent GROWING OLD.
I didn't realize that superman was flying backwards around the planet or something every time you squeezed some crap out of a tube.