You gotta have a good opener

[rzep]

the gentle infidels are an exercise in contradictions

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[epictetus_rex]

"Imagine someone shoving a cello up Bob Dylan's ass."

[rzep]

DONE.

[epictetus_rex]

My old band's description actually ended with: "...better than being dragged through a giant, steaming pile of dog crap."

[rzep]

Fabulous. I am just trying to find the right words to appeal to small town folk festivals though, so I may need to take a slightly more delicate tactic...