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Nov 01, 2004 18:24

bush or kerry.. who yall want runnin this country ( Read more... )

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anonymous November 1 2004, 17:04:55 UTC
These three midgets came upon the Guiness World Records. They all thought about what they could do, and the first guy went in. The lady at the desk asked, "what can i do for you? He said I think I am the shortest man alive. She took out a tape measure and measured him. He walked out and all his friends asked what happened. He said I'm in the book baby! So the second guy said well i'll go in. The lady at the desk asked, "what can i do for you? He said I think I have the shortest arms of anyone in the world. She took out the tape and measured him. He walked out and all his friends asked what happened. He said I'm in the book , I'm in the book! So the third guy went in and she asked him. He said I think I have the smallest penis. She measured and he came out. His friends asked what happened and he said WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN KERRY!?................HAHA KERRY IS A BITCH AND HE CANT EVEN CATCH A FOOTBALL....

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ryyydude November 1 2004, 17:13:18 UTC
this is why ralph is "god"
pure genius ladies and gentlemen..

LMFAO dude
i love elections

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u got the wrong Richoux anonymous November 1 2004, 17:17:55 UTC
and once again...KERRY is a bitch

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Re: u got the wrong Richoux ryyydude November 1 2004, 17:21:48 UTC
dude ralph told me the joke first he gets the credit

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not cool nomoredicky112 November 2 2004, 14:33:34 UTC
not cool my paw paw is a midget

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