OK, this weather is getting RIDICULOUS. I am going to have to stand firmly by my theory that this is being caused by a callous galactic tyrant with weather-generating technology for his own amusement.
Thus, the inciting incident for Snowmageddon must have looked something like this:
http://www.drinkydrink.com/noone.html So, I must ask you...
OK, WHO PISSED OFF MING?!?! Fess up! Maybe if we turn you in, the rest of us can get a break.