I'm messed up. But salvageable, apparently

[ryuutchi]

ANN LANDERS' TEENAGE SEX TEST

1. Ever been out with a member of the opposite sex? (2)

2. Ever been kissed? (2)

3. Ever been French-kissed? (2)

4. Ever been kissed while in a reclining position? (2)

5. Ever parked for more than an hour? (2)

6. Ever said 'I love you'? (3)

7. Ever said 'I love you', to more than one person in the same month? (4)

8. Ever made a member of the opposite sex cry? (3)

9. Has a member of the opposite sex ever made you cry? (3)

10. Ever removed some of your clothes while making out? (5)

11. Ever removed all your clothes while making out? (7)

12. Ever gone all the way? (8)

13. Ever had an abortion or been responsible for one? (10)

14. Ever been picked up by someone you have never seen before? (7)

15. Ever had sex with someone you just met? (10)

16. Ever lied to your parents about where you have been or with whom? (6)

17. Do you smoke? (2)

18. Do you drink? (3)

19. Ever taken 'downers', 'uppers', or both? (7)

20. Ever smoked pot? (4)

21. Ever tripped on LSD? (8)

22. Ever done cocaine or shot up speed or heroin? (10)

23. Ever had sex without any birth control precautions? (9)

24. Ever woke up and not remembered where you were or what you did? (8)

25. Ever been busted for possession of drugs? (10)

Score Chart:

7 or under -- Innocent and unaware

8-15 -- Pure as the driven snow

15-25 -- Normal and decent

25-30 -- Passionate and headed for trouble

30-45 -- In trouble and getting messed up

45-55 -- Messed up but salvageable

55 and over -- Condemned