Wow, my mother is a pervert. For serious, people! I was telling her about Harley's Spartan outfit (as can be seen
here), and the boys of Y-con and she wanted pictures. So I ended up compiling a list of pictures for her of Oni, Shingo, Harley, Shiki and a bunch of the other guys-- her response? "Can I make costumes for these boys?"
Not because she can make costumes, no. Because she wants to feel them all up.
Next year, I buy her a day pass and set her loose at the auction, Y/Y/MFY?