bed time stories to tell your children
Blakkout and Arthas, Blood Brothers for Life
once upon a time there was this big black bear named blakkout
and blakkout lived in a wonderful place called azeroth
where you can never die
one day blakkout decided to traverse into the frozen fortress known as icecrown citadel
upon entering, he ran into a pack of mobs and yelled BEAR FORMMMMMMMM!
and died
but in azeroth, you never die.
so he got battle rezzed and bear formed again
and killed arthas
the end
Blakkout, The Icon
After killing Arthas, Blakkout was saddened by the loss of his friend
But Arthas had to be stopped, for he had become deluded with power
TO get over the loss, Blakkout joined a guild called Icon
Shortly after, Blakkout was made THE Icon of Icon.
Despite this, Blakkout left Icon because they did not love him enough
During his free time, Blakkout was being hit on by a faggot named Arguille
To Blakkout's suprise, Arguille liked to be called Juliette.
Juliette and Blakkout spoke many a time about various things, and eventually became friends
Juliette introduced Blakkout to his friend Weables, and at first, all seemed fine and dandy
So Blakkout joined the guild Divide et Impera.
the end
Blakkout and the Divide
Shortly upon joining divide, blakkout was made into an officer, and no one could deny his skills or strategic prowess.
During his time in Divide, Blakkout made many a friend, and had lots of fun
Eventually he met the queen of divide, Zorae, and made friends with her as well
for she shared his love for strategy and numbercrunching, and together they could defeat anything
over time their friendship expanded outside of azeroth, and even to this day they are still friends
During all this, the evil dictator Weables was tearing the guild apart.
None of the officers liked him, and he even drove some to want to cancel their account of faction transfer
Blakkout, being the gentle soul he is, was a friend of the people, and as such, stood up for the members of the guild
Sadly, Weables did not like anyone disagreeing with him, so he constantly punished Blakkout, and torutred him.
Eventually, Blakkout had enough and got into many fights with Weables, each time the victor being unclear
All the officers scoffed at this, although each of them secretly agreed with what Blakkout was saying
Eventually, Blakkout had enough. He said goodbye to Queen Zorae, and ninja-faction transferred, killing weables in the process
to this day he does not scream bear form, for such a form now requires the presence of Queen Zorae.
However, as blakkout peered from the other side, he saw that weables had a soulstone, and did not die.
it is said that blakkout will one day return to the horde to finally slay weables, and until then, the world waits quietly
the end
once upon a time there was this big black bear named blakkout
and blakkout lived in a wonderful place called azeroth
where you can never die
one day blakkout decided to traverse into the frozen fortress known as icecrown citadel
upon entering, he ran into a pack of mobs and yelled BEAR FORMMMMMMMM!
and died
but in azeroth, you never die.
so he got battle rezzed and bear formed again
and killed arthas
the end
Blakkout, The Icon
After killing Arthas, Blakkout was saddened by the loss of his friend
But Arthas had to be stopped, for he had become deluded with power
TO get over the loss, Blakkout joined a guild called Icon
Shortly after, Blakkout was made THE Icon of Icon.
Despite this, Blakkout left Icon because they did not love him enough
During his free time, Blakkout was being hit on by a faggot named Arguille
To Blakkout's suprise, Arguille liked to be called Juliette.
Juliette and Blakkout spoke many a time about various things, and eventually became friends
Juliette introduced Blakkout to his friend Weables, and at first, all seemed fine and dandy
So Blakkout joined the guild Divide et Impera.
the end
Blakkout and the Divide
Shortly upon joining divide, blakkout was made into an officer, and no one could deny his skills or strategic prowess.
During his time in Divide, Blakkout made many a friend, and had lots of fun
Eventually he met the queen of divide, Zorae, and made friends with her as well
for she shared his love for strategy and numbercrunching, and together they could defeat anything
over time their friendship expanded outside of azeroth, and even to this day they are still friends
During all this, the evil dictator Weables was tearing the guild apart.
None of the officers liked him, and he even drove some to want to cancel their account of faction transfer
Blakkout, being the gentle soul he is, was a friend of the people, and as such, stood up for the members of the guild
Sadly, Weables did not like anyone disagreeing with him, so he constantly punished Blakkout, and torutred him.
Eventually, Blakkout had enough and got into many fights with Weables, each time the victor being unclear
All the officers scoffed at this, although each of them secretly agreed with what Blakkout was saying
Eventually, Blakkout had enough. He said goodbye to Queen Zorae, and ninja-faction transferred, killing weables in the process
to this day he does not scream bear form, for such a form now requires the presence of Queen Zorae.
However, as blakkout peered from the other side, he saw that weables had a soulstone, and did not die.
it is said that blakkout will one day return to the horde to finally slay weables, and until then, the world waits quietly
the end