In my lil imaginary bubble:
I tweak a finger and motorcycles that go 'vroom vroom' fly 10 feet high into the sky and end their 'vrooming' shit with a kaboom
I wave my hand and a giant bowling ball scatters over the ten-pin crowd in front of me. Strike!
People shut up when I glare at them, people shut up forever when I tell them to shut up.
People fuck off when I glare at them, people fuck off forever when I tell them to fuck off.
Chocolate trees, sorbet glaciers, soda rivers, and potatoes come automatically as chips and fries. Salted, of course.
Desserts are FOC, restaurants actually offer good service at no service charge *gasp*, Orlando Bloom really IS Legolas and we all get to groove to 'Go West' as we set sail for Valinor.
Ah, life is good in a bubble~~
I wave my hand and a giant bowling ball scatters over the ten-pin crowd in front of me. Strike!
People shut up when I glare at them, people shut up forever when I tell them to shut up.
People fuck off when I glare at them, people fuck off forever when I tell them to fuck off.
Chocolate trees, sorbet glaciers, soda rivers, and potatoes come automatically as chips and fries. Salted, of course.
Desserts are FOC, restaurants actually offer good service at no service charge *gasp*, Orlando Bloom really IS Legolas and we all get to groove to 'Go West' as we set sail for Valinor.
Ah, life is good in a bubble~~