(its old but it made me laugh)
barcelona93 (1:46 AM): I'm getting tired
barcelona93 (1:46 AM): I'm starting to forget who I
barcelona93 (1:46 AM): *I'm talking to
xXSpork MasterXx (1:46 AM): you're talking to winky!
barcelona93 (1:46 AM): that is disturbing
xXSpork MasterXx (1:47 AM): the god of doom!
barcelona93 (1:47 AM): shut up you
barcelona93 (1:47 AM): i know who you are
xXSpork MasterXx (1:47 AM): =D
barcelona93 (1:47 AM): you're my conscience!
barcelona93 (1:47 AM): right?
xXSpork MasterXx (1:47 AM): yes
xXSpork MasterXx (1:47 AM): yes I am
barcelona93 (1:48 AM): hm...
barcelona93 (1:48 AM): am I living a reckless lifestyle?
xXSpork MasterXx (1:48 AM): yes
xXSpork MasterXx (1:48 AM): and yes you should become a stripper
barcelona93 (1:49 AM): I'm too hairy to be a stripper
xXSpork MasterXx (1:49 AM): thats what waxing is for!
barcelona93 (1:49 AM): ouch!!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:50 AM): yes ouch
xXSpork MasterXx (1:50 AM): but you like pain
xXSpork MasterXx (1:50 AM): ooooh yes you love pain soo much
barcelona93 (1:50 AM): shut up i do not
xXSpork MasterXx (1:51 AM): but I am your conscience
barcelona93 (1:52 AM): SO!?
xXSpork MasterXx (1:52 AM): and if I say you like pain
xXSpork MasterXx (1:52 AM): then you like pain!
barcelona93 (1:52 AM): dammit!!
barcelona93 (1:53 AM): yeah I need to go to bed
xXSpork MasterXx (1:53 AM): no you don't!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:53 AM): You need to stay up all night and look at porn!
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): i do O.o;
xXSpork MasterXx (1:54 AM): yes
xXSpork MasterXx (1:54 AM): you do
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): um
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): ok
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): *looks at porn*
xXSpork MasterXx (1:54 AM): I am your conscience damnit!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:54 AM): Do as I say!
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): I am!!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:55 AM): no you're not!
barcelona93 (1:55 AM): dammit
xXSpork MasterXx (1:56 AM): and you also need to go up to random girls tomorrow and use really bad pick up lines
barcelona93 (1:56 AM): oh dear god no
xXSpork MasterXx (1:56 AM): DO IT!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:57 AM): and after doing all of that and becoming a stripper
barcelona93 (1:57 AM): ?
xXSpork MasterXx (1:58 AM): you need to shave your head, buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle and ride off to california with your new girlfriend nicknamed "Large Marge"
barcelona93 (1:58 AM): LOL!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:59 AM): there you will start the lesbian equivalent to the hells angels
barcelona93 (1:59 AM): ok
barcelona93 (1:59 AM): I'll do that
xXSpork MasterXx (1:59 AM): and your biker gang will be named "dykes on bikes"
barcelona93 (1:59 AM): oh dear god
barcelona93 (1:46 AM): I'm starting to forget who I
barcelona93 (1:46 AM): *I'm talking to
xXSpork MasterXx (1:46 AM): you're talking to winky!
barcelona93 (1:46 AM): that is disturbing
xXSpork MasterXx (1:47 AM): the god of doom!
barcelona93 (1:47 AM): shut up you
barcelona93 (1:47 AM): i know who you are
xXSpork MasterXx (1:47 AM): =D
barcelona93 (1:47 AM): you're my conscience!
barcelona93 (1:47 AM): right?
xXSpork MasterXx (1:47 AM): yes
xXSpork MasterXx (1:47 AM): yes I am
barcelona93 (1:48 AM): hm...
barcelona93 (1:48 AM): am I living a reckless lifestyle?
xXSpork MasterXx (1:48 AM): yes
xXSpork MasterXx (1:48 AM): and yes you should become a stripper
barcelona93 (1:49 AM): I'm too hairy to be a stripper
xXSpork MasterXx (1:49 AM): thats what waxing is for!
barcelona93 (1:49 AM): ouch!!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:50 AM): yes ouch
xXSpork MasterXx (1:50 AM): but you like pain
xXSpork MasterXx (1:50 AM): ooooh yes you love pain soo much
barcelona93 (1:50 AM): shut up i do not
xXSpork MasterXx (1:51 AM): but I am your conscience
barcelona93 (1:52 AM): SO!?
xXSpork MasterXx (1:52 AM): and if I say you like pain
xXSpork MasterXx (1:52 AM): then you like pain!
barcelona93 (1:52 AM): dammit!!
barcelona93 (1:53 AM): yeah I need to go to bed
xXSpork MasterXx (1:53 AM): no you don't!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:53 AM): You need to stay up all night and look at porn!
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): i do O.o;
xXSpork MasterXx (1:54 AM): yes
xXSpork MasterXx (1:54 AM): you do
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): um
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): ok
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): *looks at porn*
xXSpork MasterXx (1:54 AM): I am your conscience damnit!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:54 AM): Do as I say!
barcelona93 (1:54 AM): I am!!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:55 AM): no you're not!
barcelona93 (1:55 AM): dammit
xXSpork MasterXx (1:56 AM): and you also need to go up to random girls tomorrow and use really bad pick up lines
barcelona93 (1:56 AM): oh dear god no
xXSpork MasterXx (1:56 AM): DO IT!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:57 AM): and after doing all of that and becoming a stripper
barcelona93 (1:57 AM): ?
xXSpork MasterXx (1:58 AM): you need to shave your head, buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle and ride off to california with your new girlfriend nicknamed "Large Marge"
barcelona93 (1:58 AM): LOL!
xXSpork MasterXx (1:59 AM): there you will start the lesbian equivalent to the hells angels
barcelona93 (1:59 AM): ok
barcelona93 (1:59 AM): I'll do that
xXSpork MasterXx (1:59 AM): and your biker gang will be named "dykes on bikes"
barcelona93 (1:59 AM): oh dear god