STOP! THEIF!!!
Well as i'm sitting here writing this i've just now had to break into my own house. Raya seems to think the story is worthy of an LJ mention so i figured i'd post it here. bassically i was just finishing up for the night, feeding the cats etc when i noticed the little ca was hunting a frog, so saving the frog i decide to take it out to the pond, so i catch it, open the door and put it by the pond, go to get back in and no one had told me the latch on the back door was broken so it had re-locked itself. Bugger. i was now locked outside the house at just gone midnight with my parents on holiday till next tuesday, no phone, no spare key and to make matters worse i was in nothing but the boxers i sleep in and a house coat. Glorious. so i check for any open windows, none, a brief moment of panic and a failed attempt to break the lock later the outside lock is now bent slightly and so i'll need to fix that before my parents get back, so i sit in the greenhouse and think for a minuite, no way in, and it could be a few days before anyone finds me (i cant get round to the front either as the gate is locked)so thinking about it, i hop up onto the roof of the outhouse hallway we have which gives me access to the hallway inside the lock, prise off the corner of one of the plastic roof tilings and slide through the gap, im back inside the house again! so here i am slightly cut up from fiting through a gap that by rights i probably shouldnt have been able to fit through, cut up a little and wondering if anyone noticed the half nekkid man trying to break into my house. it would be interesting explaining it to the police if someone did. :P