It's just not another entry about Jolene without capslock!

[ryutsuki]

I was beating one of the bosses in Phantom Hourglass today when Joey (three-year-old little brother) came up to my shoulder and started watching. When I beat it and got to a safe place, I offered the stylus to him and showed him how he could make Link move, just to see what he would do.

This is what Joey accomplished:
- drew circles around Link and made him dizzy
- rolled
- made my map black
- set the craziest route in the history of ever
- bombed the shit out of the ocean ("LOOK MAMA I'M MAKING WATERFALLS")
- defeated several sea enemies
- set fire to Linebeck's ship and then laughed about it
- received two packages
- drowned Link to death twice
- sneezed on my DS

Then he let me play again while he ate dinner 8D

Once I regained control of the DS, I received a crazy threatening letter from Jolene, challenging me to a duel. I accepted it because I wanted to finish up with that crazy bitch and hopefully find out wtf Linebeck did to her.

Turns out she's not crazy just...OBSESSIVE OMG. It's like wow Linebeck wow, you're really stupid :( If you wanted to break it off with a fiesty and driven woman, BAILING AND STEALING HER TREASURE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT IS NOT THE WAY TO GO.

I THINK SHE'S JEALOUS OF YOU LINK! D:

...I still need to find her mermaid-cosplaying sister :(

And I broke my salvage arm yet again :'(