TP#1

Dec 13, 2006 22:41

VICTORY.
yah that means I gots me a Twilight Princess 8D

Any rambling I do about the game (which I'm about to do), I'll do so under a cut. I'll label what part I'm on in a non-spoilery way...like, before the first temple...before the second temple 8D Ahahaha, yeah, um...8D

You were right, yubberducky, all the villagers in Ordon are useless. How will they ever be able to fare without Link? SRSLY.

I like the game so far. Link's movements crack me up (haha he's like a stiff monkey), but I was HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED...that they replaced the part where Beth asks Link to show him his thrust to her asking him to flex his muscles and show her his stab. Maybe I can find screenshots of that from earlier in the year and amuse myself with them...

Link's house, though...seriously. I can't figure out where he sleeps. And that basement? What's up with that! I keep going down there hoping I find something new. I don't know, maybe the fabric of space and time will open and I'll find myself at the Bottom of the Well. And the two boys' mother? That big, burly woman with a low-cut shirt and it always seems like she's getting in Link's face? Yeah, she kind of scares me. I'm afraid to break any of her pots or pumpkins.

Already I think Link has anger management issues. It's obvious it stems from the villagers being so useless, Ilia being a little overbearing, and Link just being a pansy in general. Seriously, when Ilia yells at Link for injuring Epona (a pretty minute injury at that), that boy just caves (it was so funny, though xD I lol'd). Anyway, I think Link takes these issues out on the goats. When a goat breaks loose because Fado, like the rest of the villagers, is useless, Link doesn't just grab the goat and make it come to a stop or try and turn it around or anything, no, he THROWS that goat to the GROUND. Man, I'm pretty sure you can't do that with large animals without giving them SPINAL FRACTURES. Poor goat gets up and goes back up to its home, sad and dejected. No matter how many times I try to pet it, the goat doesn't cheer up :( And Ilia's worried about some minute injury of Epona's...geez, this town is messed up.

the legend of zelda, twilight princess

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