"I know we suffer for fashion or whatever"

Nov 26, 2006 20:23

I've been playing Kingdom Hearts and...oh my.

Squall in 1999: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d6/Final_Fantasy_VIII-Squall_Leonhart-Render_5.jpg/200px-Final_Fantasy_VIII-Squall_Leonhart-Render_5.jpg
"Leon" aka Squall in 2002: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1e/Squall_Kingdom_Hearts.jpg/150px-Squall_Kingdom_Hearts.jpg
Leon Kennedy in 2005: http://www.electricferret.com/battle/cbub_cats/cat7/jul13-2856572006.jpg
"Leon" aka Squall in 2006: http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/kh2-leon-s2.jpg

Now, dear children, I'll tell you exactly what this all means:

Some time in between 1999 and 2002, Leon S. Kennedy STOLE, that's right, STOLE Squall Leonhart's jacket. In vengence, Squall stole Leon's name for his 2002 debut in Kingdom Hearts. Then, in 2005, Leon Kennedy has his hot jacket stolen from him by a Ganado. Shortly thereafter in 2006, Squall (still calling himself "Leon") returned in Kingdom Hearts II...WITH HIS JACKET. Ganado steals Leon's pilfered Jacket in 2005 and then in 2006 Squall has it? This is more than a little suspicious if you ask me! That jacket-stealing Ganado in Resident Evil 4 was paid to do Squall's dirty work.

So what does this mean? Did Squall work alongside Los Illuminados for the sole purpose of reclaiming his jacket? Why did Leon Kennedy steal Squall's jacket anyway? And how did they meet?

Startling revelations:
http://www.pixiekitty.net/leonref.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Squall_Kingdom_Hearts.jpg

LEON AND SQUALL OBVIOUSLY SHOP AT THE SAME STORE. They must have met there while the store was having a big sale. Squall and Leon both wanted the same jacket but there had to have been only one in stock and in the shoppers' crazed battle, Squall emerged the victor.

*sigh* What people do for fashion...

fashion, kingdom hearts, resident evil

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