Letter to the President's Daughter
Dear Hilary Duff Ashley Graham,
It has come to my attention that you are not properly utilizing your own capabilities to make this partnership the best it can be. The following are my complaints and possible solutions:
You allow yourself to become captured far too easily. When we are swarmed by Ganados, instead of standing there apart from me like a sitting duck and yelling after you are being taken away, please take it upon yourself to either stay strictly by my side or run from your attackers, if possible. I am too busy trying to keep us alive to risk possible death when you are forcing me to ignore the bloodthirsty Ganado with a hatchet chopping away at me in favor of trying to save you. Repeatedly.
Additionally, while I appreciate you adhering to my directions to either "follow" or "wait", please take it upon yourself to act on your own once in a while. For instance, we were accosted by El Gigante the other day. Instead of doing what any reasonable person would do, you allowed the giant monster to grab and severely injure you in the process. In such circumstances, I am far too distracted trying to kill enemies to really pay attention to where you are in relation to what I am fighting. In that scenario, and any future scenario like that, the correct method of action from you would have been to run like hell.
Furthermore, this complaint is in regards to your behavior when descending from not so high places. You are perhaps aware by now that the places we travel across are very dangerous. When I jump from a ledge and keep moving, I expect you to immediately follow. Having to catch you instead is tiresome and wastes valuable time that could otherwise be used to move on in the area. Also, please do not overreact when you are on a higher area than myself and I look up to check your progress; it is very discouraging. Please take into consideration that I have not been privy to the company of a young woman such as yourself in a while (my only companionship to this point being hatchet-wielding Ganados); I need to get my kicks somehow.
As a last note, with the exception of when you are quite in danger and require my immediate assistance (see the first complaint regarding that), please refrain from speaking, Hilary Ashley. The majority of the time you are telling me things I already know, and in conversation your voice borders on positively irritating.
If you follow my suggestions in regards to your detrimental behavior to remedy the situation, we may very well make it out of here alive.
No love,
Leon S. Kennedy
It has come to my attention that you are not properly utilizing your own capabilities to make this partnership the best it can be. The following are my complaints and possible solutions:
You allow yourself to become captured far too easily. When we are swarmed by Ganados, instead of standing there apart from me like a sitting duck and yelling after you are being taken away, please take it upon yourself to either stay strictly by my side or run from your attackers, if possible. I am too busy trying to keep us alive to risk possible death when you are forcing me to ignore the bloodthirsty Ganado with a hatchet chopping away at me in favor of trying to save you. Repeatedly.
Additionally, while I appreciate you adhering to my directions to either "follow" or "wait", please take it upon yourself to act on your own once in a while. For instance, we were accosted by El Gigante the other day. Instead of doing what any reasonable person would do, you allowed the giant monster to grab and severely injure you in the process. In such circumstances, I am far too distracted trying to kill enemies to really pay attention to where you are in relation to what I am fighting. In that scenario, and any future scenario like that, the correct method of action from you would have been to run like hell.
Furthermore, this complaint is in regards to your behavior when descending from not so high places. You are perhaps aware by now that the places we travel across are very dangerous. When I jump from a ledge and keep moving, I expect you to immediately follow. Having to catch you instead is tiresome and wastes valuable time that could otherwise be used to move on in the area. Also, please do not overreact when you are on a higher area than myself and I look up to check your progress; it is very discouraging. Please take into consideration that I have not been privy to the company of a young woman such as yourself in a while (my only companionship to this point being hatchet-wielding Ganados); I need to get my kicks somehow.
As a last note, with the exception of when you are quite in danger and require my immediate assistance (see the first complaint regarding that), please refrain from speaking, Hilary Ashley. The majority of the time you are telling me things I already know, and in conversation your voice borders on positively irritating.
If you follow my suggestions in regards to your detrimental behavior to remedy the situation, we may very well make it out of here alive.
No love,
Leon S. Kennedy