How crazy about KAT-TUN are you?
YOU ARE A KAT-TUN FAN IF...
1. Brush off other people hitting high notes because it can't compare to Jin's Gold Ballad Version note. No, that would mean brushing off Kame and Ueda’s high notes…that’s just being a Jin fan o.O
2. You attempt to turn your male friends into fans to confuse their sexual identity. No, I show them KAT-TUN (and other JE stuff) to make them laugh, while thinking ‘Laugh all you want, you’re still not as hot as them, or as talented’
3. You scream "Why Jennifer Why?" Again, I think that mostly applies to Jin fans.
4. Car Shrimp is your favourite type of vehicle and food at the same time. …no, just no.
5. You don't care for ninjas anymore after Kaizokuban. Pirates were always better than ninjas, KAT-TUN just made them hot.
6. You want to name your goldfish Junno. …again, no. Actually, that might be amusing.
7. You go up to random people and say "Shall we BOUZU?" No.
8. Bye Bicycle is your way of saying bye. Actually, I do say that sometimes.
9. You actually make the bicycle handle movement when you say Bye Bicycle. Not too much because people would think I’m mentally unstable. (which I am, but I don’t want them to know that)
10. The best phone in existence is DoCoMo. Please, that’s just true on its own.
11. You immediately become a fan of everyone and anyone that appears on Cartoon KAT-TUN. I actually don’t like some of the people on cartoon KAT-TUN, they annoy me, Crystal K for one (-waits to be killed-), but some of them I think are funny, like Becky and ‘Robert’.
12. The best lip gloss in existence is Rohto. Wouldn’t know.
13. You looked up Oshiri Kajiri Mushi because of Kame. …who?
14. You've developed a fascination for turtles because of Kame. Not quite, I just say ‘Kame’ if I see one, I also say ‘Tat-chan’ is I see a mouse or a donkey.
15. You have an odd desire to put some plaid around your waist. Not really.
16. You tell your friends you want to become a beatboxer. No.
17. You want to learn how to juggle and tap dance at the same time. Absolutely not.
18. Scream while watching Domoto Koichi things because KAT-TUN took their dance moves from him so that makes you excited. Ok, I admit when Kinki Kids stuff is on I’m looking at their ‘backing dancers’ but I don’t scream, I make fun of their outfits and haircuts while calling them cute.
19. You can fill up 5GB or more in a day. Not quite.
20. One mag scan has more MB than a song. -shrugs-
21. Adopts Jingrish as you official language. Just for laughs every so often.
22. Scours vintage stores for Rolling Stones shirts and merchandise. I don’t like the Rolling Stones -waits to be killed again-
23. Has thought about buying a Rolling Stones shirt or merchandise online because you couldn't find it after checking the stores. See previous answer.
24. You refuse to download any interview or talk that's not subbed because you know people will sub it. That’s just common sense.
25. Dropping jewelery into water from a boat is now related to Tatta Hitotsu no Koi and not Titanic. Please, how many dramas or movies have done that? Though that was an excellent drama.
26. Think that guys with pelts plastered all over them is pretty hot. No, just no.
27. Think that guys with random fingernails painted is pretty hot. Not really, it’s just cool on Koki and Kame.
28. Attempts to learn everything about Baseball which has now become your favorite sport because of Kame. Prefer basketball. And I did before I knew Ueda played it! (I just about fell off my chair when he started bouncing the ball around in ‘Okyakusama…’)
29. Tries to convince your male friends to buy Ed Hardy brand clothes because it's the closest thing to Johnnys. Nuh uh.
30. Tell everyone that Dolce and Gabbana is the hottest brand ever, especially for men's underwear. …no.
31. Knows all the names of Koki's brothers. I thought he only had one.
32. Liked Gackt again because Ueda likes him. No. I still like a couple of his songs, but he himself is a nutjob! (And I’m not sure if Ueda likes him so much anymore anyway)
33. Hated Nishikido Ryo for being mean to KAT-TUN. Nishikido Ryo is my second favourite JE guy after Ueda.
34. Liked Kusano ten-fold more when you found out he was a Kame fanboy. …no. Kusano is awesome anyway.
35. Find yourself buying more accessories and jewelery because of KAT-TUN. Ok, I admit, I never buy necklaces because I always wear the same one without taking it off, but I did buy a KAT-TUN one recently, because it fits my style and I can wear it out because it’s sturdier than the one I usually wear.
36. Best musical in the world is Dream Boys hands down. Not quite, I still think Cats is best.
37. Has bought more than a thousand dollars worth of KAT-TUN things. No!
38. Your wallpaper has KAT-TUN. Just Ueda and a big piano.
39. Your wallpaper or icon/avatar has something to do with Keep the Faith. No. Why that song in particular?
40. Actually listened to whatever song Yuichi advertises you to listen to while falling asleep in his manual/blog/message thing. Never read it.
41. Has completely abandoned all previous fandoms for KAT-TUN. Nope. Still plenty of other (non-JE) musicians I like.
42. Thinks something is talking about Kame when you read Nino's name. No. It just annoys me that people write his name as ‘Kazuya’ instead of ‘Kazunari’.
43. Guys touching each other, kissing, on top of each other is totally normal. Actually, I always sort of thought that, to an extent.
44. You laugh at people who are anti-KAT-TUN or don't know who they are. Why would I?
45. All guys should know how to work a cane, a chair and know how to pole dance. No!
46. Your friends who don't like them can still name them. Actually, only one of my friends doesn’t like them, but she can name most of them, but she prefers to refer to them as ‘the gay one’ (Kame) ‘the one with the hips’ (Jin, duh) ‘the one no-one likes’ (Junno) ‘the only good-looking one’ (Koki) ‘the one with the blowjob lips’ (Ueda) and ‘the one who beatboxes’ (Nakamaru)
47. Support 5 pairings at once because, heck, they're all good. …not really.
48. KAT-TUN is your portal to JE. Actually, they were the first JE band I was introduced to.
49. KAT-TUN is your portal to Hey!Say7!Jump. I don’t like Hey!Say!JUMP!
50. You think Nakajima Yuto is cool because he's cool with Kame. Nah, he’s just plain cute.
51. All guys should have an obsession with candy like Jin in Yukan. No.
52. Your goal in life is to find a job that relates to KAT-TUN. Not unless it’s working as an interpreter when they have foreign guests.
53. You reason for going to Japan is because you want to stalk a member of KAT-TUN. No!
54. Lip syncing is totally okay with you now. As long as it’s not the whole time, it makes sense when they do a fuck-ton of dancing.
55. You think a real boyband needs to act, sing, dance, fanservice, beatbox, tapdance, do theater, know how to play instruments or else they're posers. Not quite, an extra talent or two other than singing and dancing a bit gives them depth and character.
56. The first time you've been on Yahoo Japan auctions was because of KAT-TUN merchandise. Never been on there.
57. The first DVD tour you've bought was KAT-TUN. Yeah, QoP.
58. The first single you ever bought was KAT-TUN. No.
59. You have never contemplated buying another version of anything till you got into KAT-TUN. True actually.
60. You attempt to give you and your friends a "group" name by rearranging the first letters of your last names. Ok, no.
61. Your PARENTS know who KAT-TUN is and which one is your favorite. Actually my mum kinda does, and my brother does, because I accidentally got him into JE.
62. You think Ueda looks better than most if not all jrockers. No. the blonde hair and spiky necklace were the biggest mistake of his life but I still love him.
63. You have been turned off by all the guys at your school because none can compare to your favorite KAT-TUN member well. Actually, I don’t like British guys so much anymore because their features are too harsh compared to Asian features. (That’s bad )
64. Your binders and notebooks are littered with KAT-TUN pics. No.
65. Your teacher knows who KAT-TUN is. No.
66. Your wall has more KAT-TUN than actual... wall. No.
67. You refuse to believe that Junno looks like Changmin from DBSK. No, they look very alike.
68. You have the subbed and nonsubbed versions of all their PVs in high quality. No.
69. The first lyrics you ever memorized the whole thing of was a KAT-TUN song. No.
70. Have all 7 versions of Real Face. No. Just two :P
71. You left your passion for anime to watch Johnny dramas, screw animation it's all about real bishies. Actually I kinda did, I don’t watch anime anymore, but I watch a lot of drama, BUT I also watch drama that doesn’t involve JE guys! (btw Toma still counts as a JE guy right?)
72. Whenever someone mentions cancer or terminal illnesses you think of Yuuki. Sorta, actually.
73. Whenever you see Oguri Shun you think of him bawling his eyes out in Yuuki. Not every time.
74. Motorcycles never looked so good till Jin sat on one. Not true, motorcycles are cool anyway.
75. The first time you ever maxed out on Megaupload was after you became a KAT-TUN fan. Never even knew it existed until my friend told me to use it for downloads.
76. You spent over an hour trying to hack Megaupload to d/l more KAT-TUN things. No.
77. You used to think Mr. Johnny was a gay child molester, now you think he's God Again. Neither, just amusing and a bit of an ass at times.
78. You never thought that a guy was hot with a belly button piercing till you saw Jin. No.
79. You never thought yukatas looked so good till you saw KAT-TUN wearing them. No.
80. You have no idea where the hell Uebo came from but you call Ueda that anyway because it's the cutest thing you've ever heard. I do know where it came from, and I do call him that occasionally.
81. You started watching One Piece because Luffy is Jin and Kame's favorite anime character. I watched it anyway, but never finished it because there are OVER 400 EPISODES FOR GODS SAKE!
82. Doraemon is the best anime ever. No.
83. You quote KAT-TUN lyrics for inspiration. No.
84. Has cried watching the KAT-TUN real face tour. No, almost during PRECIOUS ONE, but not quite.
85. You believe KAT-TUN is good for losing weight, you sweat, writhe, laugh and never have enough money for actual food. No.
86. You didn't know what OTP or OT3 was before you got into KAT-TUN. Ok, that’s true.
87. You've saved paparazzi photos of their houses. No.
88. July 4th isn't the U.S independence day anymore it's Jin's birthday! No, it’s both.
89. You never cared who Morimoto Shintaro was... until he played Kame's little brother in Dream Boys. I didn’t see that version, and I don’t know who he is.
90. You've listened to the Kame version of Seishun Amigo [more] than the actual version with Yamapi. No, I like the version with both of them better.
91. You watched Blades of Glory and when the guy came out with the peacock all you could think of was Seishin Junno. Never watched it, and I wouldn’t anyway.
92. You watched Gokusen 2 before you watched Gokusen, if you even watched the first one at all. I watched the first one first because Jun and Oguri Shun and Nari were awesome, I haven’t even finished the second one actually.
93. Skipped parts of Gokusen 2 unless Kame and Jin were in the frame. No.
94. Didn't know any actresses names until you got into KAT-TUN. No.
95. You used up a lot of brain cells trying to figure out who did the coughing part during Signal. No.
96. You always do the hand motion whenever Real Face comes on. No.
97. You would try to eat something that looks complete inedible and gross if someone from KAT-TUN tasted it and said it was Umai. Maybe, but I like trying new things.
98. You run out of breath more from watching KAT-TUN than you do running during Gym class. No.
99. You want a skull ring. No.
100. Cross dressing is totally fine with you, in fact you think it's kind of cute. No, it’s just funny.
101. You didn't realize you were that crazy about KAT-TUN until you read the last 100 desriptions and LOLed when you realized how many applied to you. Hmmm, does that mean I’m not crazy about them, or I’m just not that crazy in general? Because I think I am kinda crazy about them, and I know I’m a total nutcase, so maybe I’m just…practical?
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