2010 sucked

Apr 17, 2011 09:48


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December 31, 2010.       Jeep driver hits me while I'm riding my BMW
After Christmas in the Keys with my Daughter,
I took the F-250 Super Duty and trailered the BMW K1200GT to Houston to spend New Year's  with an expat friend.
New Yaer's Eve:  At 3:30 pm , I was life flighted to Memorial Hermann Hospital.  Someone driving a Jeep Wrangler had made
a u-turn and t-boned me while I was in the outside lane. The jerk didn't even turn into his lane.

Recent conversation with a lady in records at Memorial Hermann:
Me:    Hello Ma'am, I'd like to get a copy of my records for an E.R. visit.
Her:   All you need to do is come here and sign a release form and pay the cost for copying.
Me:    I'm not sure where you are located, can you tell me where you are?
Her:   We're across from the cafeteria.
Me:    Ma'am, I'm calling you from Florida, but I'll be in Houston in 2 days, and I need better directions.

( Memorial Hermann spans 4 city blocks and is made up of 10 buildings and 6 parking garages, at least )

Her:   Oh, I have your records here.
Me:    Would it be possible to get the records while I wait.
Her;   Yeah, there's not that many - only about 12 pages.
Me:    Where should I go to get them ?
Her:   It's the same place you were life-flighted to.
Me:   Ma'am, I was unconscience.
Her:   Oh, you need an address ?
Me:    Yes.
Her:    It's  ..... blah blah blah.....

Great ! Thank you, see you Tuesday.

Fast forward:   snipets from the med-records:
R. Eardrum bleeding
Collapsed esophogus
L-1 non-displaced fracture
L- Hand possible fracture      and on and on.....

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