Stolen from Taintednight
In 2009, ryukotaicho resolves to...
Drink four glasses of blurr every day.
Ask my boss for an anime.
Find a better wheeljack.
Overcome my secret fear of games.
Stop drawing with texmexwalrus.
Put fifty transformers a month into my savings account.
I might be able to do that.
And because this made me die laughing
On the twelfth day of Christmas, ryukotaicho sent to me...
Twelve azyezaezas drumming
Eleven katsukos piping
Ten geminigirl83s a-leaping
Nine neurquadics dancing
Eight dcwyverxs a-milking
Seven vejiraziels a-swimming
Six lurkerlynnes a-drawing
Five ta-a-a-aintednights
Four games
Three books
Two transformers
...and a manga in a pandablubb.