[Translation] Hagiya Keigo X Morohoshi Shoki - Potato 2014.01
[Translation] Hagiya Keigo X Morohoshi Shoki - Potato 2014.01
I just couldn't resist doing this when I saw it was a crosstalk between Keigo and Shoki ;w; It was really short, so I managed to finish it quickly! I expected Shoki to be ridiculous, but I was surprised to see Keigo be so silly ♥ Please enjoy this!
Also, I'm leaving tomorrow to fly down to Florida for a week of classes, so I'll be away for a bit :3 I'm not sure if I'll be able to get on livejournal, so if I can't then I won't be able to reply to any comments or messages~
Potato 2014.01 - Hagiya Keigo X Morohoshi Shoki
Entertaining Christmas☆ Shared Question!
Q. Everyone is aiming for that one thing. The words to steal a girl’s heart would be?
Hagiya Keigo:
A. In the middle of a normal conversation of exchanging mails, I'll learn about her hobbies. “You like [this thing] right? Wouldn’t you go see it with me?” I would invite her out casually.
Morohoshi Shoki:
A. Because there would be rivals who everyone thinks are ikemen*, I would say to her “It’s no good to aim so absurdly high like that. Sometimes it’s necessary to compromise! So you can come to me instead.” (laugh).
*[t/n: good looking guys]
Surprise!!
What would you do to entertain a girl as a Christmas surprise? That’s what these pairs will talk about.
Their own date plans and also, what would make them happy to have a girl surprise them with. ☆
A present is secretly set underneath the chair!?
Hagiya: An entertaining surprise? First, for this occasion my talk partner is Morohoshi so it's going to be full of drastic events. Normally there would be serious ideas, but I have a feeling that he'll just be trying to make people laugh...
Morohoshi: What, I don’t know what you’re talking about. If you make a small mistake it might become wonderful you know?
Hagiya: Then, properly think of a plan.
Morohoshi: First a cake must be prepared ne?
Hagiya: That’s good. On a big table, I wonder how many layers of sponge cake you could pile up like a wedding cake? That would be a real surprise.
Morohoshi: But in that situation, will something like 10 layers of cake be necessary? It’s unreasonable for our budget.
Hagiya: Then 1 layer of cake is fine, but there must be trap candles set up, so the second they’re lit there will be an explosion!
Morohoshi: Alright, let’s do that! (laugh)
Hagiya: Also, what about preparing a present beforehand set under the chair?
Morohoshi: I see. “Hey~, even though it’s Christmas, there’s no present~”
Hagiya: “Isn’t it really close to you?”
Morohoshi: “Ehh~ Where? (looks under the chair) Ah, it was in this place~. Mou* ♥” something like that. Then, she opens the present box and Hagi-chan's beloved tropical fish comes out from inside.
Hagiya: That won’t come out! (laugh)
Morohoshi: But I honestly don't know what would be good for me to give to a girl, and that kind of surprise is unreasonable.
Hagiya: Ah, so you would feel like going to buy something together?
Morohoshi: I want to do that. Since I would want to give that girl the thing she really wants.
Hagiya: So you won’t do a surprise? For me, I would be super happy if I was suddenly given cookies or something baked as a present.
Morohoshi: Ah- I totally agree with that! That’s a gift that makes a man the most happy ne.
*[t/n: I don't really know a good way to translate that, because it's actually something like an affectionate "oh stop it you~" or "That's enough~" but that's not literal or anything]
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