Dear Santa...

Dec 07, 2005 21:45


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In April ice_hunter and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I stole anditscented's purse (-30 points). Last month I turned silvrmoonlight in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In May I helped twilightafreet hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-229 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
RyuHayaiIgensis


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last month I bought porn for silvrmoonlight (-10 points). In May I turned twilightafreet in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I gave anditscented a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-720 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
RyuHayaiIgensis


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I helped ice_hunter hide a body (-173 points). In October I broke anditscented's X-Box (-12 points). In June I set silvrmoonlight's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I stole twilightafreet's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed lastofthe300's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-266 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
RyuHayaiIgensis

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