poor bush...

Jan 30, 2006 10:40

so a couple friends and I were out by the baseball field, sitting by the junipers where everyone goes to smoke, and the friends started tossing a zippo around... and it landed in a pile of dead leaves.

The leaves went up.
The bush went up.

This huge cloud of yellow smoke completely darkened the sky; it was incredible. Beautiful, but really sad... i felt very bad for the bush. It didn't deserve to die that way.

The next day, I spent 7 hours in the dean's office because they thought it was ME. I had a headache when the bush lit. I couldn't remember anything, even if I did see it. which I didn't; I only knew what happened after the dean told me. Well, after telling the dean about the headache and lack of memory in terms of the actual event, he decided I was lying.

I got suspended for falsifying information.

FUCKERS!

But it WAS the most interesting thing to happen to me in a long while.
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