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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for mjolnir939 (10 points). Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In June I helped ldsammy across the street (6 points). In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (711 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
Rystetsjomannen