christmas poem..
'Twas the night before christmas and mom didn't know, that dad's was thinking "she's gotta go"
As she walked to the comfy old bed, Dad plunged an ax deep in her head.
As mom lay there on the dirty ass floor, Dad draged her right out the back door,
As dad was thinking "Now I can flirt, While he's burying her Deep in 6 feet of dirt,
Now that mom's gone, just straight up dead, Dad can be with his new lover fred.
As she walked to the comfy old bed, Dad plunged an ax deep in her head.
As mom lay there on the dirty ass floor, Dad draged her right out the back door,
As dad was thinking "Now I can flirt, While he's burying her Deep in 6 feet of dirt,
Now that mom's gone, just straight up dead, Dad can be with his new lover fred.