AAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[ryou_s]

The world is ending!!! I'm so so so so so sooooooooooooo very dead.

Doooomed I tell you.

That thing I kept forgetting was the big essay assignment. I can't believe I forgot it!

Quick, someone build me a time machine so I can go back and finish it and live to see my next birthday. I can't die a virgin!!!

Worst weekend ever. :O!

ooc

Comments

[leavethehair]

What you need is a Bane to do your work for you.

[ryou_s]

Quick, lend me yours!

[leavethehair]

You sure? You'll owe me.

[ryou_s]

Owe you what?

[leavethehair]

Favours, of course.

[ryou_s]

That's uncooly vague. And shouldn't I owe Bane the favour?

[leavethehair]

No. Because I'm lending you use of my idiot.

[ryou_s]

Wait, why am I trusting Bane to fix my essay problem if he's your 'idiot'?

Serious situation here other Ryou. I can't just hope Bane does a good job and then end up knowing you some favour that could be worse than being killed by my parents.

[leavethehair]

Because at least he'll do it rather than sit around and whine about forgetting about it.

[ryou_s]

Tch I'm doing more than whining about it. I'm multi-tasking. I can freak out and work on an essay at the same time... as well as write out my will. Do you want my new Star Wars calendar?

[leavethehair]

Nah, give it to Atsushi. I think he'd like it.

[ryou_s]

Okay. I'm gonna leave my wii to An and my rapier to the Oshitaris but if you want anything of mine when I die, let me know now. When I fail this essay and my parents find out my days are totally numbered.

[leavethehair]

Your parents would kill you over failing an essay?

[ryou_s]

I'm on a tight leash at the moment.

[leavethehair]

Sucks to be you.

[ryou_s]

I know!!! It's so unfair. And I've been doing so good but if I can't make a miracle happen and finish this essay for Monday morning I'm doomed.

They'll probably drag me back home and home school me or something horrible. Which will slowly drive me insane and then kill me. If I'm lucky they'll just make it quick and wipe me from the family tree in one blow.