Failed Insults
Paring: Ryoda
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: fluff (at the end)
Warning: A little cussing.
Characters: Ryo, Ueda, Jin, Yamapi
Summary: Ryo doesn't want to go to the dentist, which leads up to a argument/fight between Ueda and himself.
Author's note: I couldn't think of a title... This is my revenge Luna-sensei!~ <3
“Ryo!” “Stop being stubborn and go to the freaking dentist already!” Ueda screamed. “I don’t need to go,” Ryo argued. “You’re the one complaining about a toothache.” Ueda sighed. “It’s because it hurts,” Ryo whined. “Then go to the dentist!” Ueda cried. “No,” Ryo whined.
“If you don’t go right now, I’ll sign you up for monthly checkups with the dentist,” Ueda threatened. “Hell no, you crazy boxer, who can’t cook for shit,” Ryo glared. “That’s it! I’m dragging your ass to the dentist,” Ueda glared while grabbing Ryo’s wrist. “Let me go!” Ryo demanded.
“You are going to stop whining and fucking go to the dentist because I said so!” Ueda screamed. “No!” “Let me go, you freak who believes in fairies!” Ryo cried. “Says the one who still believes in Santa!” Ueda argued. “Santa is real you dummy!” Ryo cried. “Get real! Santa is not fucking real!” Ueda screamed.
“Would the two of you shut up and calm down?” Jin screamed as he barged into Ryo and Ueda’s shared room, with Yamapi trailing behind him. “He’s the one that needs to be calm!” Ryo and Ueda cried as they pointed at each other. “What happened now?” Yamapi sighed.
“Jin” “Pi-chan” Ryo cried as he ran towards them. “Tat-chan is yelling at me,” Ryo whined and hid behind the two. “You were yelling too, you cute brat!” Ueda cried. “I don’t care, you sexy jerk,” Ryo cried back. “Are you two complimenting each other or insulting each other?” Jin questioned looking amused. “Jin, You’re not helping,” Ryo whined.
“Ryo, I’m going to bring Ueda to the living room so he can calm down. Stay with Jin and don‘t do anything stupid,” Yamapi sighed. “But Pi-chan, It’s impossible to calm Tat-chan down,” Ryo pointed out. “Like you’re any better,” Ueda glared. “Just do what I say,” Yamapi sighed again as he left the room with Ueda. “Jin” Ryo cried hugging the said person after the other two left.
“Yes?” Jin answered while hugging Ryo back. “Tat-chan hates me!” Ryo sniffled making Jin sigh and ruffling Ryo’s hair. “Yamashita, Ryo is so frustrating.” Ueda sighed. “He doesn‘t listen and I don‘t want to hurt him,” cried. “I don’t even know if he knows that I care about him,” Ueda continued. “It’s his fault for being so damned adorable, making me spoil him so badly,” Ueda cried angrily.
“Ueda, You know Ryo-chan just acts that way but he’s obedient when he needs to be,” Yamapi started. “I’m sure he knows that you care about him, and he cares about you too,” Yamapi comforted. “You’re right, lets go back,” Ueda smiled and headed towards his room with Yamapi.
“Ryo-chan, Don’t worry about Tatsuya, he doesn’t hate you,” Jin comforted. “Even if he did, you could always come join us,” Jin comforted. “You know Yamapi and I still love you, and want you to be with us,” Jin smiled while tilting Ryo’s head, leaning in for a kiss before he was whacked on the back of his head by Ueda.
“Ow, that hurts,” Jin whined. “That’s what you get for trying to get someone else’s boyfriend,” Yamapi sighed. “But Pi, You love Ryo too, I was only trying to help us,” Jin whined. “If you start something, you should succeed,” Yamapi sighed. “I would have if you two didn’t come in,” Jin pointed out. “The two of you, get the fuck out before I kill you,” Ueda glared.
“Tat-chan?” Ryo called out after Jin and Yamapi left. “I’m here,” Ueda replied. “I’m sorry,” Ryo whispered. “It’s ok, I still love you,” Ueda replied before pulling Ryo into a hug. “It’s just that I don’t like going to the dentist,” Ryo cried in Ueda’s arms. “I know,” Ueda whispered. “It’s scary,” Ryo whispered. “I know,” Ueda replied.
“I don’t want to go,” Ryo whimpered. “Tat-chan will be there with you,” Ueda comforted. “I know.. But it’s still scary,” Ryo cried. “How about this, If you go to the dentist, I’ll let you go to the Saitou Kazuyoshi concert you wanted to go to,” Ueda bribed. “But you said I couldn’t because I had work…” Ryo sniffled. “I’ll do whatever it takes to let you go to that concert, if you go to the dentist,” Ueda replied.
“But I’m scared..” Ryo sniffled again. “Tat-chan will be with you. Don’t you believe in Tat-chan?” Ueda asked. “Yeah,” Ryo nodded. “Then lets go to the dentist,” Ueda smiled while ruffling Ryo’s hair. “Okay!” Ryo grinned and held Ueda’s hand, letting himself be dragged away.
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: fluff (at the end)
Warning: A little cussing.
Characters: Ryo, Ueda, Jin, Yamapi
Summary: Ryo doesn't want to go to the dentist, which leads up to a argument/fight between Ueda and himself.
Author's note: I couldn't think of a title... This is my revenge Luna-sensei!~ <3
“Ryo!” “Stop being stubborn and go to the freaking dentist already!” Ueda screamed. “I don’t need to go,” Ryo argued. “You’re the one complaining about a toothache.” Ueda sighed. “It’s because it hurts,” Ryo whined. “Then go to the dentist!” Ueda cried. “No,” Ryo whined.
“If you don’t go right now, I’ll sign you up for monthly checkups with the dentist,” Ueda threatened. “Hell no, you crazy boxer, who can’t cook for shit,” Ryo glared. “That’s it! I’m dragging your ass to the dentist,” Ueda glared while grabbing Ryo’s wrist. “Let me go!” Ryo demanded.
“You are going to stop whining and fucking go to the dentist because I said so!” Ueda screamed. “No!” “Let me go, you freak who believes in fairies!” Ryo cried. “Says the one who still believes in Santa!” Ueda argued. “Santa is real you dummy!” Ryo cried. “Get real! Santa is not fucking real!” Ueda screamed.
“Would the two of you shut up and calm down?” Jin screamed as he barged into Ryo and Ueda’s shared room, with Yamapi trailing behind him. “He’s the one that needs to be calm!” Ryo and Ueda cried as they pointed at each other. “What happened now?” Yamapi sighed.
“Jin” “Pi-chan” Ryo cried as he ran towards them. “Tat-chan is yelling at me,” Ryo whined and hid behind the two. “You were yelling too, you cute brat!” Ueda cried. “I don’t care, you sexy jerk,” Ryo cried back. “Are you two complimenting each other or insulting each other?” Jin questioned looking amused. “Jin, You’re not helping,” Ryo whined.
“Ryo, I’m going to bring Ueda to the living room so he can calm down. Stay with Jin and don‘t do anything stupid,” Yamapi sighed. “But Pi-chan, It’s impossible to calm Tat-chan down,” Ryo pointed out. “Like you’re any better,” Ueda glared. “Just do what I say,” Yamapi sighed again as he left the room with Ueda. “Jin” Ryo cried hugging the said person after the other two left.
“Yes?” Jin answered while hugging Ryo back. “Tat-chan hates me!” Ryo sniffled making Jin sigh and ruffling Ryo’s hair. “Yamashita, Ryo is so frustrating.” Ueda sighed. “He doesn‘t listen and I don‘t want to hurt him,” cried. “I don’t even know if he knows that I care about him,” Ueda continued. “It’s his fault for being so damned adorable, making me spoil him so badly,” Ueda cried angrily.
“Ueda, You know Ryo-chan just acts that way but he’s obedient when he needs to be,” Yamapi started. “I’m sure he knows that you care about him, and he cares about you too,” Yamapi comforted. “You’re right, lets go back,” Ueda smiled and headed towards his room with Yamapi.
“Ryo-chan, Don’t worry about Tatsuya, he doesn’t hate you,” Jin comforted. “Even if he did, you could always come join us,” Jin comforted. “You know Yamapi and I still love you, and want you to be with us,” Jin smiled while tilting Ryo’s head, leaning in for a kiss before he was whacked on the back of his head by Ueda.
“Ow, that hurts,” Jin whined. “That’s what you get for trying to get someone else’s boyfriend,” Yamapi sighed. “But Pi, You love Ryo too, I was only trying to help us,” Jin whined. “If you start something, you should succeed,” Yamapi sighed. “I would have if you two didn’t come in,” Jin pointed out. “The two of you, get the fuck out before I kill you,” Ueda glared.
“Tat-chan?” Ryo called out after Jin and Yamapi left. “I’m here,” Ueda replied. “I’m sorry,” Ryo whispered. “It’s ok, I still love you,” Ueda replied before pulling Ryo into a hug. “It’s just that I don’t like going to the dentist,” Ryo cried in Ueda’s arms. “I know,” Ueda whispered. “It’s scary,” Ryo whispered. “I know,” Ueda replied.
“I don’t want to go,” Ryo whimpered. “Tat-chan will be there with you,” Ueda comforted. “I know.. But it’s still scary,” Ryo cried. “How about this, If you go to the dentist, I’ll let you go to the Saitou Kazuyoshi concert you wanted to go to,” Ueda bribed. “But you said I couldn’t because I had work…” Ryo sniffled. “I’ll do whatever it takes to let you go to that concert, if you go to the dentist,” Ueda replied.
“But I’m scared..” Ryo sniffled again. “Tat-chan will be with you. Don’t you believe in Tat-chan?” Ueda asked. “Yeah,” Ryo nodded. “Then lets go to the dentist,” Ueda smiled while ruffling Ryo’s hair. “Okay!” Ryo grinned and held Ueda’s hand, letting himself be dragged away.