random thoughts
Wow havent updated in a while.
First: thanks for the mega uber birthday weekends everyone! You guys rock I love you all to no end.
Second: Monkeys are attacking various skyscraper building projects armed with toothpicks and thermometer probes.
Third: It has been reported that someone sharted into the Atlantic Ocean. More information as it becomes available.
Fourth: Everyone I'm sure has herd about the story of the crazy guy in Miami getting shot by federal air marshals. What everyone just LOVES to gloss over was that HE WAS ALREADY CHECKED, FLEW, AND WAS AT HIS DESTINATION! If he was armed in any way it would be because of the complete lack of security. It just boggles my mind why the air marshals felt the need to shoot to kill, even when his wife was begging the marshals trying to explain that he was MENTALLY ILL! You want to talk about terrorists? Look at the uniforms. [exclude soldiers]
Fifth: This just in! birds all over the world have been reported as working in teams to carry coconuts to remote locations in northern Europe.
Sixth: High heels rock. I am going to start my own line for men. Why should only women get to rock the blocks? I want to put on shoes and be many inches taller. Watch out ya’ll! Five eleven brian is commin to town!
First: thanks for the mega uber birthday weekends everyone! You guys rock I love you all to no end.
Second: Monkeys are attacking various skyscraper building projects armed with toothpicks and thermometer probes.
Third: It has been reported that someone sharted into the Atlantic Ocean. More information as it becomes available.
Fourth: Everyone I'm sure has herd about the story of the crazy guy in Miami getting shot by federal air marshals. What everyone just LOVES to gloss over was that HE WAS ALREADY CHECKED, FLEW, AND WAS AT HIS DESTINATION! If he was armed in any way it would be because of the complete lack of security. It just boggles my mind why the air marshals felt the need to shoot to kill, even when his wife was begging the marshals trying to explain that he was MENTALLY ILL! You want to talk about terrorists? Look at the uniforms. [exclude soldiers]
Fifth: This just in! birds all over the world have been reported as working in teams to carry coconuts to remote locations in northern Europe.
Sixth: High heels rock. I am going to start my own line for men. Why should only women get to rock the blocks? I want to put on shoes and be many inches taller. Watch out ya’ll! Five eleven brian is commin to town!