Wedded Bliss
Okay,
I went to the wedding yesterday...hence the skirt and nicelookingness (yeah, I can make words up!!!) So since Glen didn't go, Dan didn't go, Robert didn't go, Brandon didn't go, Jessica didn't go, I went alone. Went to the wedding, hung out in Canandaigua after wedding waiting for reception. Then went to reception. Looked at my card, it said Self Control. Now anyone one who knows me knows I either don't have it or don't practice it much...so I thought that was kinda funny, thinking either they were telling me I needed some or you get the picture. The tables were Joy, Peace, Self Control etc... So I'm talking with my friend Chasity, Trish, her man, and Roger during the first hour. After about 30 minutes or so, this guy, Anthony if I remember his name correctly, shows up. He's a marine/firefighter...AND he's in uniform. So after the bride and groom and all those mom/dad dances are over and Chas and I go to the ladies room, she's like "he likes you" so when we get out of the bathroom, he pulls me onto the dace floor. Fast dancing and slow dancing. He even pulled me away from the cake. Now anyone who knows me knows you how I am when there are sweets around..don't bother me, eating cake...with coffee!!! So then it was time for the bride to throw her bouquet. I, of course, caught the bouquet. The other girls had no chance with my stretch arms. So then at the garter toss, Anthony catches the garter. Then I have to sit in the middle of the dance floor on the chair while he puts it on me...I was so red. I bet I flashed the ENTIRE audience...good thing my underwear was black!!! Matched my skirt!!! So then we went outside so I could show him my new system. So there is this old chevy cavilier parked by me and I'm like "someone parked their piece of crap by me..." Come to find out it was his car. He got a kick out of that. So he has my digits and says he'll call me.
I went to the wedding yesterday...hence the skirt and nicelookingness (yeah, I can make words up!!!) So since Glen didn't go, Dan didn't go, Robert didn't go, Brandon didn't go, Jessica didn't go, I went alone. Went to the wedding, hung out in Canandaigua after wedding waiting for reception. Then went to reception. Looked at my card, it said Self Control. Now anyone one who knows me knows I either don't have it or don't practice it much...so I thought that was kinda funny, thinking either they were telling me I needed some or you get the picture. The tables were Joy, Peace, Self Control etc... So I'm talking with my friend Chasity, Trish, her man, and Roger during the first hour. After about 30 minutes or so, this guy, Anthony if I remember his name correctly, shows up. He's a marine/firefighter...AND he's in uniform. So after the bride and groom and all those mom/dad dances are over and Chas and I go to the ladies room, she's like "he likes you" so when we get out of the bathroom, he pulls me onto the dace floor. Fast dancing and slow dancing. He even pulled me away from the cake. Now anyone who knows me knows you how I am when there are sweets around..don't bother me, eating cake...with coffee!!! So then it was time for the bride to throw her bouquet. I, of course, caught the bouquet. The other girls had no chance with my stretch arms. So then at the garter toss, Anthony catches the garter. Then I have to sit in the middle of the dance floor on the chair while he puts it on me...I was so red. I bet I flashed the ENTIRE audience...good thing my underwear was black!!! Matched my skirt!!! So then we went outside so I could show him my new system. So there is this old chevy cavilier parked by me and I'm like "someone parked their piece of crap by me..." Come to find out it was his car. He got a kick out of that. So he has my digits and says he'll call me.