I need to breathe.
Because seriously, I've been laughing my ass off over a few weird stuff that's been going around.
KAT-TUN splitting up in December is obviously a very lame and completely unstructured (not to mention DUMB ASS STUPID) rumour that was probably circulated by a half brained monkey stoned on milo.
My friend hit me with this crap at tuition/cramschool/secondary hell/whatever you wanna call it and I couldn't stop laughing because the person who started this probably only knows how to spell KT members' names and then nothing else.
Apparently my friend read this in a local chinese newspaper thats circulated in my country, and that shows how far crap can travel if you put it in the right places.
The rumours include:
- KAT-TUN splitting in December because Kame and Jin can't get along with each other
- YamaP and Jin will be formed into a group called AY, or Jin will be a solo act
- Kame and Jin will be formed into a group called K & Y
- Tanaka, Taguchi, and Ueda will be formed into a group called T2U
ROFLMAO. AY. K & Y. T2U.
Please. I know Johnny-san can be unoriginal and predictable when it comes to naming groups, but come on, even a five year old could name that.
And putting Koki together with Junno and Ueda? What the hell is the other half of the beatboxing crew (aka Nakamaru) doing with Kame? And saying that Kame and Jin are not getting along each other is like telling fangirls that Akame rabu NEVER EVER EXISTED, and all those ghei pics like this one were actually photoshopped.
I conclude that this is probably the worst JE joke ever since the "NEWS ISN'T COMING BACK OMFG!!" crap and not worth giving a damn thought about except for a really good laugh. Though, just in case this turns out to be true, that half assed monkey comment can always be used on Johnny-san, just because.
And just when I thought that Shige was the sane one lookie what I found :D
Shige: "...SEKKU SHALA HARASSU MEN~!" *hipthrust*
ZOMG SHIGEDORK WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU. STOP TRAUMATISING TEGO EW EW EW.
And to think that just a few days ago I was making Tegoshi torment Shige with condoms.
Gosh I am so writing a fic out of this, just to counter the one I just did. >w<
If this is what Ie Ga Tooi is about I will kill to watch it BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE MU IS A BEING A BEACCCCHHHHH.
MU has always been a bitch, but I feel so much more punishment when it's actually pure grade crack like that. BEBE4!
So to make sure Shige pays for that mind numbing incident, Tego tries to give Shige head trauma instead.
LOL watching these old clips reminds me so much of the old days when I used to stalk Youtube and how much I miss the old Ya3 shows because NewS was still there and all those crazy things they did. *crycry*
PS: Oh yesh, apparently someone high up in my town council thought he was being a genius when he imposed a three pet limit on every household starting July 1st, and 'offenders' will be fined or given six months jail.
One word of advice my friend, watch me laugh.
KAT-TUN splitting up in December is obviously a very lame and completely unstructured (not to mention DUMB ASS STUPID) rumour that was probably circulated by a half brained monkey stoned on milo.
My friend hit me with this crap at tuition/cramschool/secondary hell/whatever you wanna call it and I couldn't stop laughing because the person who started this probably only knows how to spell KT members' names and then nothing else.
Apparently my friend read this in a local chinese newspaper thats circulated in my country, and that shows how far crap can travel if you put it in the right places.
The rumours include:
- KAT-TUN splitting in December because Kame and Jin can't get along with each other
- YamaP and Jin will be formed into a group called AY, or Jin will be a solo act
- Kame and Jin will be formed into a group called K & Y
- Tanaka, Taguchi, and Ueda will be formed into a group called T2U
ROFLMAO. AY. K & Y. T2U.
Please. I know Johnny-san can be unoriginal and predictable when it comes to naming groups, but come on, even a five year old could name that.
And putting Koki together with Junno and Ueda? What the hell is the other half of the beatboxing crew (aka Nakamaru) doing with Kame? And saying that Kame and Jin are not getting along each other is like telling fangirls that Akame rabu NEVER EVER EXISTED, and all those ghei pics like this one were actually photoshopped.
I conclude that this is probably the worst JE joke ever since the "NEWS ISN'T COMING BACK OMFG!!" crap and not worth giving a damn thought about except for a really good laugh. Though, just in case this turns out to be true, that half assed monkey comment can always be used on Johnny-san, just because.
And just when I thought that Shige was the sane one lookie what I found :D
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Shige: "...SEKKU SHALA HARASSU MEN~!" *hipthrust*
ZOMG SHIGEDORK WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU. STOP TRAUMATISING TEGO EW EW EW.
And to think that just a few days ago I was making Tegoshi torment Shige with condoms.
Gosh I am so writing a fic out of this, just to counter the one I just did. >w<
If this is what Ie Ga Tooi is about I will kill to watch it BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE MU IS A BEING A BEACCCCHHHHH.
MU has always been a bitch, but I feel so much more punishment when it's actually pure grade crack like that. BEBE4!
So to make sure Shige pays for that mind numbing incident, Tego tries to give Shige head trauma instead.
LOL watching these old clips reminds me so much of the old days when I used to stalk Youtube and how much I miss the old Ya3 shows because NewS was still there and all those crazy things they did. *crycry*
PS: Oh yesh, apparently someone high up in my town council thought he was being a genius when he imposed a three pet limit on every household starting July 1st, and 'offenders' will be fined or given six months jail.
One word of advice my friend, watch me laugh.