been bored lately
could be writing the paper. could be shining the shoes. could be sleeping (lord knows I need it after reading a 27 chapter fan fic last night until 2am and talking to harry). could be doing physics. could be writing another paper. could be studying for a test. could be doing some christmas shopping. could be paying my bills.
but instead...
a harry potter meme.
1. Snape killed Dumbledore because... Because Draco couldn't do it... Yes yes we know this, but why couldnt he do it... because he's so good? NO! Because he's been shagging the mudblood since 3rd year!
2. Harry and Ginny... will end with her death.... she'll be sleeping with the fishes.
3. R.A.B is... Mrs. Norris
4. We didn't see too much of Voldemort because... who needs voldemort when Harry is already more paranoid than a virgin at the golden dildo awards.
5. Ron and Hermione... will suffer when Ron finds out that once you go slytherin you dont go back. Or worse... hermione will become the token lesbian. Like willow.
6. Hogwarts will next year... wont matter. The entire book is going to take place in london.
7. Bill and Fleur... I wonder if veilla babies hate the penis as much when still in the womb.
8. Snape being HBP is relevant because... it proves how much harry, riddle, and him have in common. It also proves that he was a loser from a family of losers there fore in fan fictions when you wonder why Snape can go for so long at his age you can say its because of his chronic masturbating he did at hogwarts.
9. The people who are disappearing are most likely to... die. Which will be neat, because for once Voldemort will do something
10. After reading HBP I felt extreme emotions of... anger. Still no shagging, and harry and ginny? predictable. weak. pathetic.
11. Fawkes didn't save Dumbledore because... how do you save someone from the KILLING curse. The question to ask: why didnt dubledore do a counter attack? All that power and elementary dueling skills go out the windo. Even I know hout to counter in SNK... and I buttonmash!
12. The "mysterious" horcrux (Ravenclaw/Gryffindor) is in fact... real. Hidden. And harry wont find it unless he A) becomes smart or B) uses dark magic too.
13. The "R.A.B locket" is... on ebay
14. Something that bugged me in HBP was... not enough draco and too much crazy harry.
15. The best thing of the book is... all the fan fiction it will generate.
but instead...
a harry potter meme.
1. Snape killed Dumbledore because... Because Draco couldn't do it... Yes yes we know this, but why couldnt he do it... because he's so good? NO! Because he's been shagging the mudblood since 3rd year!
2. Harry and Ginny... will end with her death.... she'll be sleeping with the fishes.
3. R.A.B is... Mrs. Norris
4. We didn't see too much of Voldemort because... who needs voldemort when Harry is already more paranoid than a virgin at the golden dildo awards.
5. Ron and Hermione... will suffer when Ron finds out that once you go slytherin you dont go back. Or worse... hermione will become the token lesbian. Like willow.
6. Hogwarts will next year... wont matter. The entire book is going to take place in london.
7. Bill and Fleur... I wonder if veilla babies hate the penis as much when still in the womb.
8. Snape being HBP is relevant because... it proves how much harry, riddle, and him have in common. It also proves that he was a loser from a family of losers there fore in fan fictions when you wonder why Snape can go for so long at his age you can say its because of his chronic masturbating he did at hogwarts.
9. The people who are disappearing are most likely to... die. Which will be neat, because for once Voldemort will do something
10. After reading HBP I felt extreme emotions of... anger. Still no shagging, and harry and ginny? predictable. weak. pathetic.
11. Fawkes didn't save Dumbledore because... how do you save someone from the KILLING curse. The question to ask: why didnt dubledore do a counter attack? All that power and elementary dueling skills go out the windo. Even I know hout to counter in SNK... and I buttonmash!
12. The "mysterious" horcrux (Ravenclaw/Gryffindor) is in fact... real. Hidden. And harry wont find it unless he A) becomes smart or B) uses dark magic too.
13. The "R.A.B locket" is... on ebay
14. Something that bugged me in HBP was... not enough draco and too much crazy harry.
15. The best thing of the book is... all the fan fiction it will generate.