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shinyopals is a cruel, cruel person. I was silly enough to ask her to give me names for the cliff, shag, marry meme, and she gave me GEORGE W. BUSH, STEVEN MOFFAT, AND DAVROS.
THIS REQUIRES SOME THOUGHT.
I'll marry Bush. Gah. It will be a completely sexless marriage where we never discuss politics, but with him I might have enough money and influence to actually do some good in the world. So, yeah.
But between Davros and Moffat...
Davros would kill me, and probably sooner than look at me. Moffat is a douchebag I emphatically do not want to encourage by rewarding him with sex.
So the question is, which is worse, sex with Moffat, or death? And I'm not even going into how icky Davros is.
Okay. This is going to be horrible, but...I'll shag Davros. Moffat goes over the cliff.
*IS TRAUMATIZED*
THIS REQUIRES SOME THOUGHT.
I'll marry Bush. Gah. It will be a completely sexless marriage where we never discuss politics, but with him I might have enough money and influence to actually do some good in the world. So, yeah.
But between Davros and Moffat...
Davros would kill me, and probably sooner than look at me. Moffat is a douchebag I emphatically do not want to encourage by rewarding him with sex.
So the question is, which is worse, sex with Moffat, or death? And I'm not even going into how icky Davros is.
Okay. This is going to be horrible, but...I'll shag Davros. Moffat goes over the cliff.
*IS TRAUMATIZED*