My father says I have to stay a virgin until I'm 38

Feb 25, 2007 16:30

... and he doesn't care if I get married at twenty.

Very interesting conversations come up during taxes, FAFSA, and scholarships.
Are you willing to write an essay entitled Why I am a Democrat?

Yes, because I'm a gay transvestite who's had four abortions that the government payed for. I can't help it that I keep getting myself pregnant.

For a family that's never been big on picking parties, but rather candidates, they're weirdos!
Sorry, thought I'd share the laughs.
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