How to "spike" a tree!
From the Silly Ness File:
Do you have a problem with those Chain Saw wielding tree killers? Wanna save a tree? Here's something to try.
How to "spike" a tree.
First, get a Quart Jar of your favOrite Beverage. My personal favorite is that good ol' Ever Clear, from somewhere in the back woods of North Carolina.
2 - Add it to two gallons of fresh, spring water.
C- Walk around the tree, reaching as high up as you can and gently pour it on the bark, letting it slide down to the roots.
Can you imagine his consternation while trying to cut down a staggering, swaying, drunken tree?
:o)