The ideal gift...for Ryan Seacrest

[rymonrocks]

No need to miss Simon again on those long lonely winter nights. Now Ryan can be 'comforted' every night of the year with the glorious 'Si-Bone'!

Bizarrely, i have not made this up.

http://splashnewsonline.celebuzz.com/2009/09/now-simon-cowell-can-get-chewe.html?bfm_index=2&bfm_page=0

Now Simon Cowell Can Get Chewed Out

10:06 Friday, September 25, 2009

Comments

[redwhitedresses]

oh my! ahaha... how can that be real? Very weird. Wouldn't be surprised if Simon sent one to Ryan, though, what with all of the dog comparisons and such.

[rymonrocks]

Oh yes, i'd forgotten about all the dog comparisons! I'm sure his little sausage dog will be receiving something through the mail shortly.