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Oct 19, 2003 13:49

Staying in turned into an "adventure." Dustin came over around 9:30 and was all up for going out. I wasn't really, but I decided that I would humor him. We decided we wanted to get high. So we head down to the metropolis to his friend Kevin's house. I had never met Kevin, and when we got there, he was in the shower or something. Well on his counter he had a bottle of polar ice (my fav vodka), nag champa was burning, outkast was on, he had a ficus tree, and a wooden elephant. Things were looking good already. I opened his fridge and there was about 45 miller lites and his fridge was completely stocked. So we meet this cat, he's pretty down, we smoke and watch ESPN muted to big boi. From what it looked like in the muted reviews, the Yankee's kicked the shit outta the Marlins. Not that it matters. It would have been a game to see if it were the red sox and cubs (damn you steve for getting me into sports?!). I never saw the final score. We had all had about four beers and kevin gets up and makes some redbull substitute and vodka. He also had cranberry juice, which NO ONE has when they have vodka. He even had straws. Very handy guy.
Well its about midnight and i heard through someone that apt 206 was having a party so we decided to check it. We walk around trying to find 206 (im thoroughly buzzed), and we stumble upon 108. I heard some jazzing drum n bass coming from inside so we walk in. Theres a dj spinning. Okay thats a plus to all this bullshit emo i've been hearing at parties. Theres a cooler full of jungle juice. A keg. Jell-o shots. Wow. I don't really know anyone there, Dustin and Kevin are doing their own thing so I was just standing by the decks listening to the mixing which was decent. Had a few jello shots, downed some jungle juice... this guy spilled juice on me so i splattered my whole cup of RED juice in his face. Oops. Strike two, rylie. i appologized and he was cool with it. he was wearing a caffeine staff 2000 shirt and was talking about dj micro anyway. so kevin and dustin and i leave after we've had our fill and start walking back to his apt which was quite the adventure. we had to stop four times for these kids to piss. We sat down next to a goldfish pond for some reason.
This is the highlight of the night.
I had a cup of jungle juice and there was an orange slice in it. I decided to eat the orange slice. There was a seed in it so i spit it into the pond. I'm watching the fish swim around and this tiny goldfish swims up to the giant orange seed and takes it into his mouth and spits it out. I think its kind of amusing so i tell them to watch. Well, the fish ends up not spitting the seed out. He swallowed it. Wow. Funny. Kevin made some drunk remark about it being national geographic? wow. i think they were a little more tossed than i. but they were smoking and drinking and i was not. today i got to thinking how is a little fish's small digestive system going to break down that seed? it's definitely not going to be able to pass through the damn thing. strange.
dustin and i leave after a few more drinks and head back north. it had been a pretty good night. didn't really meet anyone but i enjoyed myself. of course dustin and i NEED taco cabana, and we get that okay. Then we make an ice cream run and end up leaving the ice cream in my car. i drop him off at his car and go in and pass out.
the end.
the point of this story? i dont know. i think i was just going to write about the goldfish and the seed but just kept on going. whatever. good saturday night. now im going to san antonio with wes. i dont even know what we are going to do there. spontaneity owns me.
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