LJ Idol: Pursuit
Feeling stressed? Anxious? Overwhelmed? Just plain don't feel good?
Put on a PURR-SUIT!
Doesn't it feel nice when a cat curls up in your lap and purrs? Of course it does! But what if you don't have a cat? What if your cat is not speaking to you? What if you need a purr right in the middle of Kitty Crazy Time TM? That's when you put on the PURR-SUIT. Put it on just like a bathrobe, tie the Activation Strap around your waist and the whole thing purrs! Not just on your lap, but all over!
What makes the PURR-SUIT so special? It's our patented Vox Teknologi TM woven into the cloth itself! When activated, the entire robe vibrates at the same frequency as a purring cat!
Looks like a bathrobe, purrs like a cat. The PURR-SUIT cures what ails ya!
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Get the PURR-SUIT and purr your cares away! Available at fine department stores in Narnia, Oz, Prydain, and Landover!
Put on a PURR-SUIT!
Doesn't it feel nice when a cat curls up in your lap and purrs? Of course it does! But what if you don't have a cat? What if your cat is not speaking to you? What if you need a purr right in the middle of Kitty Crazy Time TM? That's when you put on the PURR-SUIT. Put it on just like a bathrobe, tie the Activation Strap around your waist and the whole thing purrs! Not just on your lap, but all over!
What makes the PURR-SUIT so special? It's our patented Vox Teknologi TM woven into the cloth itself! When activated, the entire robe vibrates at the same frequency as a purring cat!
Looks like a bathrobe, purrs like a cat. The PURR-SUIT cures what ails ya!
Statement not verified by the FDA
Get the PURR-SUIT and purr your cares away! Available at fine department stores in Narnia, Oz, Prydain, and Landover!