The following made me deeply ashamed and highly amused:
Husband: *reads Entertainment Weekly* Well, I want to see Batman Begins but not necessarily in the theater.
Me: But... but... Christian BALE!
Husband: GREAT! Who's he? What's he been in?
Me: ... He was in NEWSIES!
Husband: Oh! Newsies, well then! Definitely! *rolls eyes, goes back to his magazine*
Right, I liked Newsies. I know
goat_girl will back me up here...
Oh, and he was in American Psycho too, which was severely twisted. I liked that too.