Parks Fic: Groffle the Awful Waffle

[ryeloza]

Title: Groffle the Awful Waffle
Pairing: Ben/Leslie
Rating: PG
Author's Note: I wrote this last night, and apparently it wasn’t enough.  But can there really be too much fic about Groffle the Awful Waffle?  Probably, but here’s more anyway.

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[sane_moments]

BOOM! Head canon!

[sullen_aquarian]

No, I'm not tearing up a tiny bit at a story about waffles falling in love. Really, I'm not.

Chris as a bran muffin and Ron as bacon. Awesome. Is Ann represented by a bowl of fruit salad? I picture Jerry as a prune danish--something not quite as appealing as everyone else. Andy is a bowl of kid's cereal, April is grapefruit juice (tart but with a little sweetness), not sure about Donna and Tom. Donna would probably be something very decadent, and Tom would want to be something cool, though I don't know what breakfast would quality as that. Jean-Ralphio is lox and bagels, of course.

[ballroom_pink]

Donna does love breakfast cereal. Tom could be the caramel apple swirled Pepperidge Farm Bread my parents have in their kitchen this fall season. (Disgusting and trendy.)

[sullen_aquarian]

Oh that's right! I forgot about that exchange.

Dang, that actually sounds kind of tasty. Then again for breakfast today I made a grilled cheese sandwich with Trader Joe's cinnamon swirl bread and dark chocolate cheddar, so that's totally up my alley.

[ryeloza]

I could also see Andy as a Pop Tart.

[iknopenot]

This is so much sadder and funnier and more wonderful than a story about a children's book about waffles has any right to be. Kudos.

[spunkyar]

This was beyond perfect. This is exactly how I'm picturing the book happening. Thank you for sharing this. :)

[sashanaa]

oh my god. this is so adorable and precious and perfect. <3