Survey Time....
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? Mrs. Allen
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sarcasm
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? As A Joke, And Never Hard
4. How about of the same sex? If I Had Enough Motivation
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Katie Ingersoll
6. What is your pet peeve? Stupid People
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I Try To Keep Them, But It Never Works Well
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Work Out
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Like 5pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Candie Van Coillie
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I Left It In My Locker... Works Every Time
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Yes, The One For The Pot With Straining Holes In The Lid... I Almost Bought It, It Seemed Really Cool
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Dance Thursday
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None, Breanna Wakes Me Up
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Smoothies
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Half A Fifth Of Bacardi, Like 3 Smirnoffs, A Mike's Hard Lemonade, And A Few Shots Of Cap'n Morgan Parrot Bay. Homecoming Party, 10th Grade.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Negative
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I Pretend To..
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets and Spicy Foods
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH?" Negative
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? No One 100% Naked
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Zero
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? It's A Guy Thing: Yeah
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Face
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No
1. How many credit cards do you own? One
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Media Play
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy A Sweet Car, And Pay For College
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich
5. Would you accept ! a boring
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? The Van Coillie's Pool
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Your Mom
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Your Mom
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes, By Your Mom
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes, I Wish I Had I Different Physique
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confidence
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Hell No
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Adultery... With Your Mom
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Zion
2. What religion were you raised as? Lutheran
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Both, For Everyone Is Capable of Forgiveness
4. Do you believe in magic? No, But I Wish It Was Real
5. What was the last promise you broke? Probably An "I'll Call You" Cause I Never Do
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? No
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Pretty Much
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Trust
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Sadly, Yes, And Therefore I'm Always Disappointed
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Negative, I've Done The Scratch Ones Though
6. Do you gamble? No
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? No
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Umm... None 'Cause I Have No Money
2. What causes have you given money or time to? Muscular Dystrophy Through NHS, Paws For A Cause, Great Lakes Burn Camp, and Building With Books Through StuCo
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Yes, With Generation Of Promise, and with Church
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Negative, I Hate Doing Work
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? No, I Figure They Just Want Beer
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? No, But I Would If They Needed
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I Give People Rides LOL, And If Someone Every Truly Needed Me, I'd Be There
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Being Alone
2. What did you do today that was really brave? I Didn't Do My Homework Last Night And So I Had To Do It Fourth Hour And I Might Not Have Finished....That Was Pretty Brave, I Could've Gone The Easy Way And Done It At Home
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Batman... He's The Most Realistic
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Heart
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Not Really, No
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Both
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? No
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I Would SO Find A Way Out!
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: The Right To Smack Stupid Idiots
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Nope, 'Cause He Was Playin' Off Daddy's Name... It's Like Georgie The First Come Again
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Clinton
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Negative
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Biting My Nails
2. Do you collect anything? It Varies From Time To Time
3. Are you addicted to anything? Baby, I Can't Fight It, I'm Addicted To LOVE!
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: Impulsively Order Good Charlotte Tickets.... To Grand Rapids, So Therefore A Concert I WON'T Be Attending
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Too Much, Over The Wrong Things
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? My Mom
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Negative
3. Do you take advice when it's given? If It's Good...
4. What area are you wisest in? Procrastinaton?... Um Or Food LOL
5. Do you drive defensively? HELL No
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Negative
7. Would you ever? Nope... Unprotected Is Just Stupid
8. What did you learn today? How To Make Taco Salad
9. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? What's A Heavenly Virtue?
1. Who did you last get angry with? Mrs. Allen
2. What is your weapon of choice? Sarcasm
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? As A Joke, And Never Hard
4. How about of the same sex? If I Had Enough Motivation
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Katie Ingersoll
6. What is your pet peeve? Stupid People
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I Try To Keep Them, But It Never Works Well
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Work Out
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Like 5pm
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Candie Van Coillie
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I Left It In My Locker... Works Every Time
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? Yes, The One For The Pot With Straining Holes In The Lid... I Almost Bought It, It Seemed Really Cool
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Dance Thursday
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None, Breanna Wakes Me Up
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Smoothies
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Half A Fifth Of Bacardi, Like 3 Smirnoffs, A Mike's Hard Lemonade, And A Few Shots Of Cap'n Morgan Parrot Bay. Homecoming Party, 10th Grade.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Negative
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I Pretend To..
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sweets and Spicy Foods
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH?" Negative
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? No One 100% Naked
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Zero
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? It's A Guy Thing: Yeah
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Face
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No
1. How many credit cards do you own? One
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Media Play
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy A Sweet Car, And Pay For College
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich
5. Would you accept ! a boring
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? The Van Coillie's Pool
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Your Mom
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Your Mom
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes, By Your Mom
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes, I Wish I Had I Different Physique
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confidence
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Hell No
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Adultery... With Your Mom
Seven Heavenly Virtues
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? Zion
2. What religion were you raised as? Lutheran
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? Both, For Everyone Is Capable of Forgiveness
4. Do you believe in magic? No, But I Wish It Was Real
5. What was the last promise you broke? Probably An "I'll Call You" Cause I Never Do
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? No
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? No
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? Pretty Much
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? Trust
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? Sadly, Yes, And Therefore I'm Always Disappointed
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? Negative, I've Done The Scratch Ones Though
6. Do you gamble? No
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? No
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? Umm... None 'Cause I Have No Money
2. What causes have you given money or time to? Muscular Dystrophy Through NHS, Paws For A Cause, Great Lakes Burn Camp, and Building With Books Through StuCo
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? Yes, With Generation Of Promise, and with Church
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? Negative, I Hate Doing Work
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? No, I Figure They Just Want Beer
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? No, But I Would If They Needed
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? I Give People Rides LOL, And If Someone Every Truly Needed Me, I'd Be There
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? Being Alone
2. What did you do today that was really brave? I Didn't Do My Homework Last Night And So I Had To Do It Fourth Hour And I Might Not Have Finished....That Was Pretty Brave, I Could've Gone The Easy Way And Done It At Home
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? Batman... He's The Most Realistic
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? Yes
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? Heart
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? Not Really, No
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? Both
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? No
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? I Would SO Find A Way Out!
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? Yes
4. Which should be guaranteed legal: The Right To Smack Stupid Idiots
5. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? Nope, 'Cause He Was Playin' Off Daddy's Name... It's Like Georgie The First Come Again
6. What was your favorite media circus trial? Clinton
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? Negative
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? Biting My Nails
2. Do you collect anything? It Varies From Time To Time
3. Are you addicted to anything? Baby, I Can't Fight It, I'm Addicted To LOVE!
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? No
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: Impulsively Order Good Charlotte Tickets.... To Grand Rapids, So Therefore A Concert I WON'T Be Attending
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? Too Much, Over The Wrong Things
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? My Mom
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? Negative
3. Do you take advice when it's given? If It's Good...
4. What area are you wisest in? Procrastinaton?... Um Or Food LOL
5. Do you drive defensively? HELL No
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? Negative
7. Would you ever? Nope... Unprotected Is Just Stupid
8. What did you learn today? How To Make Taco Salad
9. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue? What's A Heavenly Virtue?