drink the stars.
Why hello there, my non-existent audience.
Nice to see you again.
Since nobody ever really reads this pathetic excuse of a blog, I might as well blow shit on it, aye?
There's a fucking festival in my backyard.
I don't know what holiday we're celebrating, but happy fucking holidays, holiday goers.
Smoke 'em if you have 'em.
In other news.
I threw a milk shake at David Henrie's car. I am for real right now, I swear.
The guy was so pissed off, you should've seen his fucking face!
Good thing all the little fucking teenieweenies were watching, or maybe my face would be in the ground right now.
He gave me a ride to Bert's place.
Nice guy, actually. I mean Bert, not that Henrie guy.
I need to go to a party soon dammit.
Nice to see you again.
Since nobody ever really reads this pathetic excuse of a blog, I might as well blow shit on it, aye?
There's a fucking festival in my backyard.
I don't know what holiday we're celebrating, but happy fucking holidays, holiday goers.
Smoke 'em if you have 'em.
In other news.
I threw a milk shake at David Henrie's car. I am for real right now, I swear.
The guy was so pissed off, you should've seen his fucking face!
Good thing all the little fucking teenieweenies were watching, or maybe my face would be in the ground right now.
He gave me a ride to Bert's place.
Nice guy, actually. I mean Bert, not that Henrie guy.
I need to go to a party soon dammit.