Paris, Part three: Doncha wanna feel my bones?
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING ABOUT PARIS:
MOTHER FUCKING NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM YES.
When you enter a building and you're confronted by this Statue:
You know good times are about to be had. Seriously. Where else have you seen a statue dedicated to an orangutan choking a bitch? NOWHERE THATS WHERE!
Then you go through to doors and BAM
SKELETONS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!
HOLY HELL IT IS LOOKING RIGHT AT US, CAN WE TURN BACK NOW?! NO!
Skeletons also skuttle about the floor myaking terrible screeching noises to alert the french that english and american people have entered their natural history museum
SUDDENLY! AN ECHIDNA JUMPS YOU FROM BEHIND! "MUMMY!" YOU WAIL!
Your Mére cannot hear you however and your cries for help are heard only by the menagerie of the deeeeeeeaaaaad!
REE REE REE REE REE REE
You look for an exit! THERE IS NO EXIT, ONLY STRANGE SKULLS THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEEEEEEEEN!
With their tiny eye socks so close and low in relation to their giant nose holes, could these things be aliens?! YES! MAYBE! PERHAPS!
AN ARMADILLO LAUGHS AT YOUR CONFUSION! HE HAS SEEN YOUR FUTURE!
Strange creatures fro below the depths reanimate and shake off the mud about their bones, they have many teeth for ripping you up...
A voice behind you points out your lesser qualities for all to hear, but it is not a malicious person. no. IT IS A DUCK WITH TWO HEADS
his friend, a dolphin that was never born, holds it's tongue
As the son falls lower in the sky, a flayed papier maché monkey howls!
Thinking escape is your best option, you run for the stairs, but the only direction is up! And what is upstairs?!
ONLY DEADDER THINGS, BEASTS OF A BYGONE ERA!
AWWOOOOOOO! A GIANT MOOSE THING, AND THEN A MAMMOTH IN TRACTION!
This crocodile with no body has nothing to lose! NOTHING TO LOSE BY MURDERING YOU!
THE ARMADILLO'S COUSIN LAUGHS.
SEEMINGLY FROM NOWHERE a lady appears to lead you to safety, but just as the exit comes into view, ADINOSAURHATCHESANDEATSHEROHNOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes... You are safe for now... But the memories will haunt you forever...ever...ver...er...r...
And here's some shots of the ground floor from above cos it looks so cool i kept them big at 1000px width:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/paris/museum%20De%20Histoire%20Naturel/arial4.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/paris/museum%20De%20Histoire%20Naturel/arial3.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/paris/museum%20De%20Histoire%20Naturel/arial2.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/paris/museum%20De%20Histoire%20Naturel/arial1.jpg
MOTHER FUCKING NATIONAL HISTORY MUSEUM YES.
When you enter a building and you're confronted by this Statue:
You know good times are about to be had. Seriously. Where else have you seen a statue dedicated to an orangutan choking a bitch? NOWHERE THATS WHERE!
Then you go through to doors and BAM
SKELETONS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!
HOLY HELL IT IS LOOKING RIGHT AT US, CAN WE TURN BACK NOW?! NO!
Skeletons also skuttle about the floor myaking terrible screeching noises to alert the french that english and american people have entered their natural history museum
SUDDENLY! AN ECHIDNA JUMPS YOU FROM BEHIND! "MUMMY!" YOU WAIL!
Your Mére cannot hear you however and your cries for help are heard only by the menagerie of the deeeeeeeaaaaad!
REE REE REE REE REE REE
You look for an exit! THERE IS NO EXIT, ONLY STRANGE SKULLS THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEEEEEEEEN!
With their tiny eye socks so close and low in relation to their giant nose holes, could these things be aliens?! YES! MAYBE! PERHAPS!
AN ARMADILLO LAUGHS AT YOUR CONFUSION! HE HAS SEEN YOUR FUTURE!
Strange creatures fro below the depths reanimate and shake off the mud about their bones, they have many teeth for ripping you up...
A voice behind you points out your lesser qualities for all to hear, but it is not a malicious person. no. IT IS A DUCK WITH TWO HEADS
his friend, a dolphin that was never born, holds it's tongue
As the son falls lower in the sky, a flayed papier maché monkey howls!
Thinking escape is your best option, you run for the stairs, but the only direction is up! And what is upstairs?!
ONLY DEADDER THINGS, BEASTS OF A BYGONE ERA!
AWWOOOOOOO! A GIANT MOOSE THING, AND THEN A MAMMOTH IN TRACTION!
This crocodile with no body has nothing to lose! NOTHING TO LOSE BY MURDERING YOU!
THE ARMADILLO'S COUSIN LAUGHS.
SEEMINGLY FROM NOWHERE a lady appears to lead you to safety, but just as the exit comes into view, ADINOSAURHATCHESANDEATSHEROHNOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes... You are safe for now... But the memories will haunt you forever...ever...ver...er...r...
And here's some shots of the ground floor from above cos it looks so cool i kept them big at 1000px width:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/paris/museum%20De%20Histoire%20Naturel/arial4.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/paris/museum%20De%20Histoire%20Naturel/arial3.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/paris/museum%20De%20Histoire%20Naturel/arial2.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/paris/museum%20De%20Histoire%20Naturel/arial1.jpg
