Because I love putting off my grad school application...
I got this email from someone on myspace.
Im sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but lesbians and gays are guaranteed a place in the eternal fires of hell! Please change your ways for the sake of your soul. Hell is 100000000x the worse pain that you will ever experience on earth. Dont worry that lesbians are just women who arent pretty enough to get a male, there must be someone out there for you!!
God Bless you and may you see your faults!!
I was laughing my ass off. Apparently he hasnt met any of the lesbians I know. and there is someone out there for me. they just might happen to have a vagina!
ok and despite my newest spoken word piece going off on the new york times, i do love them. take this line from an editorial (
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/05/opinion/05fri1.html):
President Bush doesn't bother with vetoes; he simply declares his intention not to enforce anything he dislikes.
Ahhh they are so wise.
I'm up at Mokabe's, trying to get motivated to finish my grad school application, but I just can't do it. I think it's fear of rejection again. And i'm getting really annoyed by this rather large group of people up here playing board games. They're kinda creepy. I guess I am judgemental, cuz I am sitting here making lots of judgements about them. So I guess it's only fair that I got that message on myspace!