whip it on me, jim.
i just got a new cell phone. it cost me way too much money. i have "schizophrenia" by sonic youth as my ring tone. anyways, i need EVERYONE's phone numbers again. this sucks. just post it.
-i am on a streak. lots of people are calling me "weird" again. people always called me weird when i was 12.
-no more being a party animal for me. these are course in which i am enrolled:
1. american political behavior
2. european politics
3. introductory statistics
4. the history of tsarist russia
5. two-dimensional design
-i've got a house again in downtown asheville.
-i have sold out. i eat grape nuts. i dont eat fruity pebbles. what the hell happened to me? growing up is stupid.
-lately i have been thinking about what the perfect woman for me would be like. here is what i have come up with:
1. she will always smell like pomegranates.
2. she will have used to be in a band that put out a record on sarah records, but she wont be a socialist.
3. she will be 27 or younger.
4. she will have a rural british accent but she will also speak fluent spanish so we can honeymoon in tierra del fuego.
5. she will have no piercings, even on her ears.
6. she will be on the exact same sleep schedule as me all of the time.
7. she will teach me how to play sitar and trumpet.
8. she will be a florist by day and a stand-up comedian by night.
-i am on a streak. lots of people are calling me "weird" again. people always called me weird when i was 12.
-no more being a party animal for me. these are course in which i am enrolled:
1. american political behavior
2. european politics
3. introductory statistics
4. the history of tsarist russia
5. two-dimensional design
-i've got a house again in downtown asheville.
-i have sold out. i eat grape nuts. i dont eat fruity pebbles. what the hell happened to me? growing up is stupid.
-lately i have been thinking about what the perfect woman for me would be like. here is what i have come up with:
1. she will always smell like pomegranates.
2. she will have used to be in a band that put out a record on sarah records, but she wont be a socialist.
3. she will be 27 or younger.
4. she will have a rural british accent but she will also speak fluent spanish so we can honeymoon in tierra del fuego.
5. she will have no piercings, even on her ears.
6. she will be on the exact same sleep schedule as me all of the time.
7. she will teach me how to play sitar and trumpet.
8. she will be a florist by day and a stand-up comedian by night.