star wars shirt/craig elo/turn me on, dead man
-i got a new notebook pc, and since i live downtown, i've got free internet at the apartment(sometimes)! score one for the good guys.
-spring break was great. lots of booze and lots of boobs.
-it looks like i'm going to europe twice this summer. the first time i'm going to istanbul/constantinople/istanbul, rome, and athens with my brothers and my father, and the second time i'm going to western europe with katia. hopefully i can get a job working as a third shift cook somewhere and hopefully i'll have some fafsa money left over to pay for this business.
-i am to help kids with their math homework at the middle school down the street from my apartment. i have no experience with this...
-fuck the ncaa national invitational tournament. what is the point?
-william "pbr" evans, sam "roommate" murphy, and i are in a real rock band, not the type you say you are going to start on livejournal. the music is really loud and noisy. book us!
-katia secretly downloaded this paris hilton sex tape onto my computer. i skimmed throught it and in conclusion, it is realllly boring. in-out-in-out, up-down-up-down, and she doesnt even climax through the whole 37 minutes and 41 seconds! much ado about nothing.
-here are a few things you might not know about me:
1. i am a bad snorer
2. whenever i get in an argument with anyone, i pee on their car
3. i almost failed kindergarten
4. my ancestors were killed by first-generation mormons
5. i have kissed more boys than girls
6. i shampoo my hair now
7. my favorite movie is mrs. doubtfire
also,
jesus, these updates are incoherent...
-spring break was great. lots of booze and lots of boobs.
-it looks like i'm going to europe twice this summer. the first time i'm going to istanbul/constantinople/istanbul, rome, and athens with my brothers and my father, and the second time i'm going to western europe with katia. hopefully i can get a job working as a third shift cook somewhere and hopefully i'll have some fafsa money left over to pay for this business.
-i am to help kids with their math homework at the middle school down the street from my apartment. i have no experience with this...
-fuck the ncaa national invitational tournament. what is the point?
-william "pbr" evans, sam "roommate" murphy, and i are in a real rock band, not the type you say you are going to start on livejournal. the music is really loud and noisy. book us!
-katia secretly downloaded this paris hilton sex tape onto my computer. i skimmed throught it and in conclusion, it is realllly boring. in-out-in-out, up-down-up-down, and she doesnt even climax through the whole 37 minutes and 41 seconds! much ado about nothing.
-here are a few things you might not know about me:
1. i am a bad snorer
2. whenever i get in an argument with anyone, i pee on their car
3. i almost failed kindergarten
4. my ancestors were killed by first-generation mormons
5. i have kissed more boys than girls
6. i shampoo my hair now
7. my favorite movie is mrs. doubtfire
also,
jesus, these updates are incoherent...