Sep 20, 2005 14:06
we're professional punkers
we come from the suburbs
after 15 years we're still
having fun
now we're over 30
not looking so pretty
at least we got a beat up
accordian
that's erik our drummer
his father's a plumber he
drank enough booze
to get rhode island drunk
now sober but smelly he's got one big
belly from
living the good life provided by punk
singin singin singin buy
me a becks beer
or pass me a bong
gimmie some bushmills
i'll sing you this song
open another
big box of cheap wine
we're over 30 we're doin just fine
el hefe
is not satanic
he's one hip hispanic
he grew up with one dozen cousins and kin
he wears baggy
pants he knows how to break dance
you've seen him do every
impersonation
that's melvin on six string
"some tell me i can't sing"
oh i
think you can just don't
do it round me
stick with what you know playing guitar solo with
hetson and
watt in punk rock karaoke
singin singin singin
buy me a becks
beer or pass me a
bong
gimmie some bushmills i'll sing you this song
open another
big box of
cheap wine
we're over 30 we're doin just fine
my name is fat mike i'm
obsessed with big
lesbians i've been a punk rocker for most of my life
i sing
kinda flat i'm not
really so fat but that's how i hit them with a hook or a slice
i'm kent i do
sound look he's getting so round
i'm timmy the turtle he counts
as he clicks
i'm jay i don't care someone please cut his hair
i'm limo from
scotland so give
me haggis
singin singin singin buy me a becks beer or pass me a
bong
gimmie
some bushmills i'll sing you this song
open another big box of
cheap wine we're
over 30 we're doin just fine
buy me a becks beer or pass me a
bong gimmie some
bushmills i'll sing you this song
we a quaalide or chop we a
line we're pushin
40 we're doin just fine
give me a casual,
pass me a bong, give
me glen lebbit
i'll sing you this song open
another big box of cheap wine if
you take the
lowe road and i'll take the high