Title: Corrupted
Author: Me
Series: KHR
Pairing: 10051
Words: 575
Warnings: Crack. It's sort of really stupid... But I find it funny...
Notes: I actually hate this pairing... I just thought this would be funny...
The white haired boy stormed into Shouichi's apartment, with out a words warning. His untidy Namimori uniform blowing back with his speed. "Shouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-channnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, Byakuran is here!" he announced at the top of his voice. Shouichi, who was sitting at his table peacefully enjoying his instant ramen, dropped his chopsticks and his jaw dropped. Byakuran ran over and jumped right beside Shouichi "So! Why weren't you at school today?" Byakuran asked playfully, stealing a few strands of Shouichi's ramen.
" I was uh..."
"Sick?Wereyousick?Ibroughtchickensoupforyoujustincaseyouwere" Byakuran shouted without taking a breath of air.
"No I was-"
"Didyouhurtyourself?Ibroughtmyfirstaidkitincaseyoudid" Byakuran said pulling out a massive kit full of unnecessary items.
"No I-"
"Didyoumissthetraintoschool?Ibroughtyoualifestimesupplyoftrainticketsincaseyoudid!" He said enthusiastically.
"NO! Today’s a public holiday! God! Why can't you get that you Italian retard!" Shouichi said sounding very annoyed.
"That would explain why there weren't any people at school today," With an innocent look on his face, "So then Shouichi, what did you do today?"
"Uh-" Shouichi shot a sideways glace to the open door of his room.
"Oh! Were you playing games in your room," Byakuran stood up and started to run to his room with his seemingly boundless energy, "What games were you playing?"
Shouichi had the luck of being closer to his room than Byakuran so with the speed of a cheetah with his prey in front of him he sprinted in and shoved a mass of books under his blankets before Byakuran could see them or their covers. "Oh? Where's your TV? You can't play games with out a TV, Oh maybe it was a hand held! Like a DS! Oh where do you keep it?"
How does he answer all of his own questions.... Shouichi thought bleakly before he noticed Byakuran stooping around his bed, where he had stashed his books, "Uh- Hey stop looking around! This isn't your house!"
"Hey what are those books under there?" Byakuran said totally ignoring Shouichi's statement.
"Oh, they are uh- Nothing. Yeah nothing."
"But they are right there, look I see a rating on that ones cover!"
"Uh- Yeah... They're just game booklets... Thats right game booklets. I was playing Final Fantasy..."
"But you don't have a TV... That can't be what it is! C'mon! Let me have a look at it!" Byakuran insisted.
"Uhh-" Shouichi struggled with Byakuran's strength. Finally Shouichi collapsed and created a passageway to the books.
"Hey! These aren't books at all! They're magazines!" Byakuran said glancing at the glossy covers, "Hey... What is that man doing to that other man... I did not know rope could be used like that... Wow... That's a lot of blood... Wow... why would you hold a candle up- ohhhhhh... So it can fit in there...I’m not sure if I’m quite fond of black though… I’m more of a white person..." Byakuran said intently while flipping through the pages of the magazines.
Shouichi had shut his eyes, not wanting to see how his transfer student friend would react to his magazines, slowly he opened one eye, to see Byakuran sitting cross-legged, being the stillest Shouichi had ever seen him, reading through his magazines. "Uh... What are you doing...?" Souichi asked cautiously.
"Shou-chan, do you mind if I borrow these... I think I need to do some research." The sides of Byakuran's mouth went up to form the most intimidating smile Shouichi had ever seen, slowly Byakuran stoop up and without waiting for a reply from Shouichi he left his Shouichi's apartment.
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I said that i would marathon the PW games. But i started playing Final Fantasy Chrystal Chronicals: Rings of Fate, and oh my god it is so much fun! I had no idea they could make a game so fun... I'm probably going to end up playing the PW games after I've finished RoF.
Also more about games. I played Brawl last night. Now... I'm probably going to get mauled to death for saying this, but I thought it was average. I love it, because of everything that it is, but to me it seemed exactly the same as Meele, nothing had changed in the game play at all. i mean the new characters were good... But tehy spent all this time delaying it, when it plays the exact same as meele... It just seems a little stupid to me...