(no subject)
sirens"ee oo ee oo"
driver"im serfically pober ositfer"....
driver"here hold my beer so i can get you my licence"....
cop"this beer is still half full"
driver"yah so i only drank half ive drank way more than that and still drove home"....
driver"why was i driving so fast, well you see i was trying to keep up to trafic"
cop"there is no other trafic out here"
driver"exactley thats how far behind i am"...
driver "oh those emptyes...yah most would be from earler today i usally drive foad ehough that they blow out"
....goodnight
driver"im serfically pober ositfer"....
driver"here hold my beer so i can get you my licence"....
cop"this beer is still half full"
driver"yah so i only drank half ive drank way more than that and still drove home"....
driver"why was i driving so fast, well you see i was trying to keep up to trafic"
cop"there is no other trafic out here"
driver"exactley thats how far behind i am"...
driver "oh those emptyes...yah most would be from earler today i usally drive foad ehough that they blow out"
....goodnight