Jun 16, 2011 21:37
so last few hours i hear the neighbor arguing with his girlfriend, he is YELLING and sometimes i hear her. i dont know what the fuck happened but A: dont fucking yell for hours at anyone, you arent doing anything productive. B: dont call her a cunt and bitch and whore and slut every other word, you arent even getting information accross to her other than "I AM AN ASSHOLE" now ive heard them argue before, they are a very angry couple, ill hear them bitching about something at least once a week. not to mention them yelling at their kids and dogs.
so anyway enough backstory. i went over there and of course got into a bit of an argument with how i should mind my business. i tried to "explain" that hearing verbal abuse through my closed windows is MY business, how yes i could have called the cops but i thought it would be more courteous to just ask to at least argue quieter. his breath stinks of shitty beer, probably pbr or milwaukie's best, the whole time hes yelling at me and i see her crying on the couch in the living room. i finally said what i was trying to remember to say, "if youre going to verbally abuse someone why dont you take it out on me, it seems like your girlfriend has had enough, why not talk to someone that can handle your bullshit." but i said it calmly and i think that pissed him off more.
after a minute or two of him just YELLING YELLING YELLING at me he comes at me, and im no badass but i know how to take a drunk down, and he lands face first in his lawn. so i hold him there for a minute, trying to calmly explain "you are being a fucking asshole, calm the fuck down dude." and "i dont want to hurt you but if you try to hurt anyone else again, i will."
of course this is when the cops have to show up and it looks like i called them, so hes mad at me. but his neighbors on the otherside are all outside watching him yell at me so im trying to gtfo because it looks like the "domestic disturbance" call they got was between me and him and when im walking back the popo dont want me to come back home.
thank god his gf came out, also clearly drunk, yelling "take his ass to jail!" and more slurred shit. seriously im fucking surprised that COPS wasnt there to film it. cuz once they got there she was ranting at them about how much of a dick he is, he hits her and her son all he does is drink and she KNOWS he fucked some girl i cant remember the name. somehow i think she really thinks that it is worse that he cheats more than he hits her. fucking depressing.
before they took him he was yelling "bitch this is my house i can fucking drink and say what i want in my house get the fuck out if you dont want to hear it but me and you and that bastard are over if you do leave." it was CLOSE to that if not word for word, i was very at that point.
but yeah they took him, probably just to the drunk tank and he wont even get more than a little fee, if anything. which is bullshit.