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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Bono
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
If Bono's dead then I'm pretty good.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Ashley Daigle, until the end of time.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Whatever they put on the vegan pizza at Nice Slice is pretty great.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
right now, probably a bunch of grilled shittakes with tomato, spinach, onion, and avocado with veganaise and brown mustard and some sort of potato roll deal. I'd probably want a pickle with it.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Either Stacey Dash or Marissa Tomei. I someone else, I don't know.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Kaki King, but she's gay so she'd probably be weird about it.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'm obviously buying food.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Seattle.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
A plane to WA is like 6 hours or something so I'm sure I'd be hungry again.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
I don't know enough about alcohol to make a wise decision. I like La Fin du Monde a lot.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Rufus? Assuming I get to come back, I'd meet up with Christopher Columbus and murder him.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Don't be a fucking dick.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
"Claire Forlani reads Ryan books he's interested in." Claire Forlani reads me books I'm interested in.
15.What is your favorite curse word?
Milky licker.
16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything; they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Yell for Dan to come save me.
17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
Unless a crate of records counts as 1 thing, probably my guitar because it's the most expensive thing I have here.
18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Call up sympathetic ladies who want to do it while I eat a sandwich.
19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
Manipulation of all matter at a sub-atomic level.
20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
No idea, really.
21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
December to March of this year.
22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers... But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
I honestly think Canada seems rad.
23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Sometimes the Midway Cafe has shows I want to see, so that one.
24.Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
Don't know, whatever.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
MICHAEL JACKSON OMG! For real though, Jimi Hendrix probably had another solid 5 years before beginning to suck.
26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is still a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
I really can't think of anyone, which I guess is pretty sweet.
27.What’s your theme song?
Bring the Motherfucking Ruckus.
Bono
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
If Bono's dead then I'm pretty good.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Ashley Daigle, until the end of time.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Whatever they put on the vegan pizza at Nice Slice is pretty great.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
right now, probably a bunch of grilled shittakes with tomato, spinach, onion, and avocado with veganaise and brown mustard and some sort of potato roll deal. I'd probably want a pickle with it.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Either Stacey Dash or Marissa Tomei. I someone else, I don't know.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Kaki King, but she's gay so she'd probably be weird about it.
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'm obviously buying food.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Seattle.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
A plane to WA is like 6 hours or something so I'm sure I'd be hungry again.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
I don't know enough about alcohol to make a wise decision. I like La Fin du Monde a lot.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Rufus? Assuming I get to come back, I'd meet up with Christopher Columbus and murder him.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Don't be a fucking dick.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
"Claire Forlani reads Ryan books he's interested in." Claire Forlani reads me books I'm interested in.
15.What is your favorite curse word?
Milky licker.
16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything; they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Yell for Dan to come save me.
17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
Unless a crate of records counts as 1 thing, probably my guitar because it's the most expensive thing I have here.
18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Call up sympathetic ladies who want to do it while I eat a sandwich.
19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
Manipulation of all matter at a sub-atomic level.
20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
No idea, really.
21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
December to March of this year.
22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers... But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
I honestly think Canada seems rad.
23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Sometimes the Midway Cafe has shows I want to see, so that one.
24.Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
Don't know, whatever.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
MICHAEL JACKSON OMG! For real though, Jimi Hendrix probably had another solid 5 years before beginning to suck.
26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is still a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
I really can't think of anyone, which I guess is pretty sweet.
27.What’s your theme song?
Bring the Motherfucking Ruckus.