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It's fall... which is great. But winter is coming. I have association issues. I was raped by snowmen... that was quite chilly.
Seriously though, if I suddenly disapear, it's because I've moved to Belize... I will brave the prehistoric mosquito monsters and awful drinking water for the sake of warmer weather.
I'll convert to christianity and get a church funded mission to Yucatan... I'll tell them all that God is a transvestite marmoset with golden nipples that radiate love and tax breaks, and (s)he requires that they erect massive bongs of their precious mineral resources, thus depleting their economy of it's main export.
What was I talking about?
Seriously though, if I suddenly disapear, it's because I've moved to Belize... I will brave the prehistoric mosquito monsters and awful drinking water for the sake of warmer weather.
I'll convert to christianity and get a church funded mission to Yucatan... I'll tell them all that God is a transvestite marmoset with golden nipples that radiate love and tax breaks, and (s)he requires that they erect massive bongs of their precious mineral resources, thus depleting their economy of it's main export.
What was I talking about?