Jan 29, 2010 22:44
I was in a pool hall in Carleton Place on a friday night around midnight. The place was packed full of "country-folk". All the guys were a little desperate to look cool, and all the girls were putting on clothes that only suit skinnier versions of themselves. Everyone was far from perfect, myself included.
As I stood thinking to myself "How would I describe the overall demographic of this pool hall right now?" ... I looked up to the television set and noticed that they were playing a show called "Manswers" Which is "Answers for men."
The clip showed a guy lying motionless in his bathing suit next to a pool. Standing over him and squatting over his face was another guy who was making a face like he was trying to take a shit.
The caption rose: "Can farting in your friends face save him from drowning?"
And that, right there, describes it. That show and that particular question... was for everyone who was in the pool hall that night.
On an unrelated side note... I need to listen to women a lot more. They have wisdom that most guys wouldn't think is important... but it truly is.
Here's a beauty tip for men that I learned and adapted to myself thanks to women.
I have the softest, smoothest cock and balls in this entire city. Know why? Cause when I jerk off in the shower I do it with DOVE. Not just ANY soap! DOVE.