Sep 15, 2005 21:08
¡ATTENTION!
By Royal Decree Of The King:
From This Day Hence, on this Fifteenth Day Of September, In The Year Of Our Lord Two Thousand And Five, The Following Shall Be Accepted As Law Throughout The Kingdom:
ANTI-TRAMP MEASURE NUMBER 109
Now that a new year of school has begun, there is a new 'generation' of 'scholars' amidst the seasoned veterans of our revered halls. As every new generation enters our school, the trend of clothing choices seem to degrade in am almost exponential function. This Royal Decree has been set forth in effort to curb the alarming trend in new students (most supremely in young females). From this moment hence, all females, aged less than sixteen years, must:
COVER UP YOUR GODDAMN BODY
Now that you have entered the realm of those much wiser and supremely more mature than yourselves, it is time to face the harsh reality that is High School. You know nothing, nor do your fashion choices serve to impress those you wish to impress most with your newfound 'chic' and 'hip' clothing choices. If I want to see boobs, I can very easily open an internet window, and I would really rather concentrate on enjoying my senior year that be distracted by Pre-Teen cleavage being exposed all over the goddamn place.
The only thing that your exposure of what little cleavage you may have serves the opposite purpose that you wish it may, It makes older people thing "wow, what a slut she is going to grow up to be." So take it from a wiser entity,
COVER UP YOUR GODDAMN BODY
Any Person Found To Be In Violation Of This Royal Decree Will Suffer The Utmost Punishment;
Immediate Confiscation Of Your Vagina
Furthermore, Any Female Of Above-Mentioned Age Or Less Found Wearing Any Shirt Bearing The Monikers
"MILF In Training" or "READY, WILLING AND EAGER"
Will Immediately Suffer The Above Mentioned Punishment of
Vaginal Confiscation
Consider Yourselves Warned